May 11, 2008
Why is he insistent on transforming his wife into some weird 50s housewife robot? It's creepy. Here's Tom Cruise, wife Katie Holmes and their daughter Suri watching David Beckham play soccer. Tom's movie Valkyrie'srelease date has been pushed back again.
The movie, a true story in which Tom plays a Nazi planning to kill Adolph Hitler, had already been pushed to autumn despite the initial release being set for this summer. Now it's set for sometime in 2009. Straight to DVD! Clearance bin!
The movie has had a lot of issues, including damaged film, lukewarm test screenings, and concern over Tom's German accent. Tom Cruise ist verrückt und schwul. Mine's ok, though.
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More photos of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and the kids taking in an L.A. Galaxy game after the jump.
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May 11, 2008
Here's Halle Berry looking debabied at the Revlon Run/Walk for Women at the at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. You know she did not want to be there. She was joined by Tom Selleck and Jesse McCartney. And Melissa Manchester! Send in the clowns! That bitch is eternal! Don't cry out loud! Keep it inside! Learn how to disguise your feeeeeeelings!
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16 more photos from the 15th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk for Women featuring Halle Berry, Tom Selleck, Carrie Anne Inaba, John Hensley, Jesse McCartney, Deidre Hall and Melissa Manchester are after the jump.
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May 11, 2008
First Daughter Jenna Bush got hitched. She married Henry Hager, whom she met while work on her father's 2004 re-electiion campaign. Well at least something nice came out of that. Dick Cheney managed not to shoot anybody in the face during the wedding.
The couple were married just before sundown beside a lake at the President's 1,600 acre Prairie Chapel ranch in Crawford, Texas. The bride and her mother Laura Bush wore Oscar De La Renta, who is a personal friend of the family. The got married in front of a limestone cross and altar which will remain as a permanent part of the property. Jenna's twin sister Barbara served as the maid of honor.
Jenna's the first daughter of an active President to be married in 16 years.
"This is a joyous occasion for our family, as we celebrate the happy life ahead of (Jenna) and her husband, Henry," the president said in his weekly radio broadcast Saturday morning. "It's also a special time for Laura, who this Mother's Day weekend will watch a young woman we raised together walk down the aisle."
Wasn't Jenna a crazy drunken slut when she was younger? Way to clean up, babe.
May 11, 2008
Jennifer Aniston is getting laid! John Mayer made a return visit to the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami to hang out with her. She's still living there while filming that dog movie. Apparently, she's learned something since Brad Pitt left her and she now knows how to do a man right. Or my initial theory is correct, and Mayer is a gay attention whore and realizes being seen with her insures flashbulbs for days.
The two pieces of dry toast worked out and then went for a swim.
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Ok, you know that. But Kelly Taylor is coming back! Praise Jaysus! Jennie Garth will reprise her role as West Beverly High's second biggest bitch in the 90210 spinoff coming to the CW. If they can do a storyline as random and awesome as when she got caught in the fire with the lesbian, I am so onboard for this one.
Kelly Taylor will apparently be working as guidance counselor at West Beverly High in the new show. Can you imagine her guidance?
"Listen, young lady, I was raped, shot, joined a cult, burned, had amnesia, was taken hostage by a psychotic roommate and did some teen modeling. I know you're nervous about what college you're going to get into, but get over yourself. You don't know what drama is."
Jennie dropped out of a CBS pilot last month to do this show. Smart. You know the rest of the old cast is chomping at the friggin' bit to get a part in this crap. Except for Hilary Swank. I think she's all set.
If the new show can have scenes as 1/2 as cheesy as when Dylan and Kelly told Brenda they were banging, it will be amazing.
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David Archuleta's wackjob stage Dad has been banned from the backstage area over at American Idol. The ultimate stage dad, Jeff Archuleta finally pushed the producers too far when he made David insert a lyric from Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls" into his performance of "Stand By Me" the other night. This guy is hands-on. You know the belt comes out if David gets a bad review from the judges. Jeff needs to have some of what Paula's drinking and sit the f*ck down.
Producers told Jeff that David shouldn't do that, because they would have problems with the Sean's publisher. Jeff ignored them. Hence the boot. He's still allowed to sit in on live performances though.
Pops Archuleta wasn't available for comment, but "a friend" said he's finding reports to the matter to be "tiring." His son must be tired, too. From all the beatings!
May 11, 2008
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7 more photos of Jamie Lynn Spears and her yellow pumps after the jump.
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May 10, 2008
Here's Scott Speedman out biking. Everything seems fairly normal until he gets to the bench and starts rocking out with his earphones. Then I expect him to start talking about the Burger Barn and inviting me to his party.
Scott's starring in this new flick called The Strangers with Liv Tyler. It looks scary as hell. Anytime someone in a movie puts on a grotesque mask, I'm checking under the bed that night. This one is a remake of a foreign movie that was supposely based on a true story about random strangers who attacked a young couple one night. Probably an urban legend. Watch the trailer here. Watch until the end for the reason why they attacked the couple. I'm sleeping with the lights on.
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