Hot Bodies Of 2009

A lust-worthy list of the celebs that made us drool and hit up the gym in failed attempts to even come close to looking like them in 2009.

Over the past year, soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo has allowed us to do 1-of-3 things: drool over his perfect body, drool over his perfect body on vacation, or watch him break-up with hot models with drool-worthy bodies. Although the tabloids question his fashion sense, Ronaldo knows that his tight little butt cheeks work perfectly well in tight jeans or underwear ads and that he's got all of us watching.

The Twilight Saga debuted another hottie with this year's New Moon. The wolf pack's Taylor Lautner gave vampire RPatz a run for his reigning title as Twilight hottie when he packed on 30 pounds of muscle to fulfill the role of Jacob Black. The countdown has officially begun until Lautner is officially legal!

Sharing the wolf pack good looks, Alex Meraz joined the Twilight cast as part of Jacob Black's wolf pack and makes women faint... or throw up. Either way, it seems a pre-req to running with the wild is a six pack, tan skin and biceps to spare.

RPatz aside, Paul Wesley is the new vampire on the block starring in CW's 'The Vampire Diaries'. It's safe to say the call for more episodes and the completed full season had something to do with this shirtless, hard body.

An amazing soccer player, a great dad and a wonderful husband, David Beckham continues to rock his hard body. How he manages to keep his beautifully tattooed physique toned while keeping food on the table for a wife who doesn't eat, I'll never know. As long as he continues to be the Armani underwear model, I don't care.

'The Bold and the Beautiful' (emphasis on the beautiful) star, Brandon Beemer has a big... heart. He was recently stripped and gagged when he posing for the NoH8 campaign. Here's my campaign: please continue to keep Beemer naked!

When Gilles Marini joined the cast of 'Brothers & Sisters', he had one job and one job only: be hot. And he accomplished that well! Balthazar Getty who?

You can sing, dance and be sexy. Mark Salling of 'Glee' proves it. Nothing can bring me more glee than seeing Mark Salling without a shirt.

The ultimate boy toy award easily goes to Madonna's pet Jesus Luz. Although he's exploring careers as a DJ, video vixen, among others, we hope that he will always return to roots and strip down to the bare essentials. Jesus, you're an underwear model. You're good at that. Stay with that!

Not to be outdone by the men, Marisa Miller continues to air her Victoria's Secret angel body to the masses. The buxom blonde blew kisses and scampered around in bikinis for us all year. It's what she does best and that's why we love her.

Alessandra Ambrosio had a kid?! You couldn't tell after these images came out of her first photoshoot post baby. And then they make her eat cake to promote the Victoria's Secret new fragrance, Velvet. How does she do it?!

Form fitting gowns is a trend best suited for the curves of Sofia Vergara. The 'Modern Family' star can make us laugh and our hearts race, making her easy to watch with or without the mute button.

When the cute little pixie, Ashley Greene, posed for Maxim... well, she hit the hottie meter. There's no surprise here, The Twilight Saga is producing some major hot commodities this year.

Sophie Monk continues to hit the B-list movie scene, but with a strategic stroll during Halloween as a lady bug and a convenient nip-slip, she's hoping it to make the A-list in no time.

And last, but certainly not least Olivia Wilde. Making hearts race on 'House', Wilde is throaty voiced, doe-eyed, bisexual Dr. Hadley topping Maxim's Hot 100 list and rightfully so.

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From all of us at Socialite Life we wish you Merry Christmas! Enjoy the time with your loved ones and be safe!

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Esteemed authoress, tranny lovah, and all-around classiness Katie Price earns a Bitch Slap this year. And you would think--well yeah, she's a trashy media whore and has the coloring of someone who has been beaten with a sack of manure so who wouldn't want to school her?

But no--she gets a bitch slap for A) divorcing best girlfriend Peter Andre (sorry, it was a match made in Useless British Celeb Heaven and could have provided awesome comedy for decades) and B) dumping her tranny fistfighter Alex Reid on live television.

Look, despite having Cro-Magnon face, Reid was kind of a piece. Muscles AND he liked to dress as a ladyman that refers to herself as Roxanne! Who doesn't want that in a rebound? However, he apparently was applying Jordan's tan smear incorrectly so she dumped his ladyman ass on live television during her stint on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

 baby professed that she felt Alex was in it for the attention and the money, and later told the hosts "I'm not with him." Which was unfortunate for Reid, as he had just arrived in Australia to propose. Oops. It's OK, Al. Just pull on those fishnets and pop that booty for me. I like diamonds and granite-faced trannies.

Gallery Info: Katie Price wins the Number 8 spot on Socialite Life's 2009 BS Awards.

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Getting some last-minute Christmas shopping done in Beverly Hills, Katie Holmes looks relaxed. Most people might be stressing so close to Christmas, but after the whirlwind couple of weeks Katie has spent traveling the world with daughter, Suri Cruise, and husband, Tom Cruise, this is a welcome break from her hectic routine.

It was with a big smile on her face that the Dawson's Creek actress greeted a fan on the stairs in the shopping center. Even dressed down in a plaid shirt, jeans and her hair pulled up in a simple bun, she was an unmistakable sight among fellow holiday shoppers.

Making sure she had enough energy to finish her final holiday to-do list, Katie hit up Starbucks for some caffeine and text-messaging. Probably texting Suri to see if she wants Mommy to bring her back a triple shot espresso.

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2009 started off with the birth of Jennifer Garner and Ben Afleck's baby girl, Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Afleck on Jan. 6 , allowing big sister Violet to dodge the bullying name bullet on the playground. Although Ben told Entertainment Tonight he wouldn't reveal the origin, he forgot about Google and the definition was only a click away.

Nicole Richie loves motherhood! On Sept. 9, big sister Harlow welcomed baby brother Sparrow James Midnight Madden to the world. Seriously, why do these celebrities keep giving these kids names that make them optimal bullying targets on the playground?!

By way of surrogate, Sarah Jessica Parker and husband Matthew Broderick postponed the on-the-outs talk and welcomed two twin baby girls. On June 23, their two bundles of joy arrived: Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge in Ohio... who will for sure inherit an amazing shoe collection.

The ever controversial Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave birth to a son Isaiah Timothy in August, which barely made a blip on the radar. However, the silence that ensued while she was on maternity leave was greatly appreciated.

After denying the rumors for months, Jennifer Hudson's baby bump with fiance David Otunga finally came out after the singer's baby shower. On Aug. 11, Hudson gave birth to baby boy, David Daniel Otunga Jr. In an interview with Oprah, the Oscar winner gushed about her son and how she intended to spoil him this Christmas.

Sexy Irish actor, Colin Farrell, successfully seduced Alicja Bachleda with his lustful brogue while filming Ondine. The couple began dating earlier this year and Bachlea became baby mama #2 of son, Henry Tadeusz Farrell on Oct. 7. Farrell is currently blessed with a 5-year-old son, James, with model Kim Bordenave. Each blessed with sexiness, here's hoping those sons have the sexy Irish brogue super power.

A few short weeks after filing papers to divorce his wife of 28 years, Mel Gibson walked the red carpet with Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva. Not long after, sources confirmed that the woman who ended the marriage was pregnant with Gibson's eighth child ... surprise, surprise! Grigorieva gave birth to a baby girl on Oct. 30.

Confirming that Victoria's Secret Angels have bodies we'd all kill for, Heidi Klum graced the pink carpet at the Victoria's Secret fashion show in NY after giving birth to daughter Lou Samuel on Oct. 9 a few weeks before.

Proving beautiful people make beautiful babies, fellow Victoria's Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen and husband Tom Brady finished the year with what will probably be a to-die-for set of genes given to their son, who's name has yet to be confirmed. Brady insists the name will be simple. I'm thinking: hottie. Too literal?

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It's all floral dresses and smiles for Nicole Kidman, here on a visit to her sister's home with daughter, Sunday Rose Urban. However, Nicole's neighbors are much less pleased with her than her niece and nephew.

The individuals in question are the residents of the area in Australia, where Nicole owns a Bunya Hill Estate in a village called Sutton Forest. They're upset over a fence Kidman has built around her 140-acre estate, consisting of a row of fast-growing cypress leylandii saplings which can reach a height of 66 feet. 

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According to MTV News, an intimate funeral service is scheduled for today for family and friends of late actress, Brittany Murphy. TMZ claims that yesterday, Murphy's remains have been taken to Forest Lawn Memorial Park in the Hollywood Hills.

There have been no announcements for the possibility of a public memorial for fans, so it appears that this Christmas Eve service will be the only one to be held. Cause of death has yet to be determined for the 32-year-old actress, with toxicology results pending.

Rest in peace, Brittany.

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It's quite reassuring to see Lindsay Lohan ingesting some much-needed carbs into her system. Here's the freckled actress out with friends at the SoHo restaurant in NYC, Cipriani. Interestingly, enough, model Adam Senn doesn't appear to be included her entourage.

IndiaTarget.com is claiming that Lindsay's current romantic interest is Adam, whom she allegedly brought to sister, Ali Lohan's 16th birthday party and plans to spend the holidays with.

While Lindsay has certainly done some crazy shit in the past, I'll need some pictures to believe it. Something else I'd like pictures of? Adam helping Lindsay grate some parmesan cheese onto her pasta with his abs.

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If you ask newly married man, Kevin Jonas, about how his wedding night went, he'll tell you it was much ado about nothing. Jonas confesses to his fans, "To be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait."

He adds, "After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" Wow, way not to kiss poorly and tell. As for how his new wife, Danielle Deleasa, felt about their first sexual encounter, Kevin jokingly answered, "That's what she said."

Here's to hoping that the rest of their honeymoon in Mexico is slightly more memorable. Like maybe they'll get to enjoy some really, really good churros.

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Prince William Spends The Night As A Homeless Person [Pink is the New Blog]
Eerie Brittany Murphy Film Poster Pulled [Pop Eater]
Well, If They Can't Make It.... [Dlisted]
A Journey Through the Known Universe [Towleroad]
Zachary Quinto: Tummy Tease! [Just Jared]
Country Bitch Photo Assumption [Lainey Gossip]

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