Nick Cannon Has Plans To Knock Up Mariah Carey In The Very Near Future

Because all Nick Cannon needs is another little princess (or prince?) to wait on hand and foot! No, I kid. These two seem genuinely and madly in love. They've even been married for two years - that's something to boast about in the land of celebutards where marriages average a couple months (if you're lucky).

While he may seem like a bitch of a husband, Nick Cannon REALLY wants to procreate with the diva that is Mariah Carey. Nick recently gushed that, "Family is important to us. We plan on having kids in the future". Future? That's so vague, Nick. Like is she currently sperminated? Or are we talking a couple years? Please get clearer when giving us our gossip goop.

Instead of thinking of all the potential problems that could come out of the procreation of anything that shares the same DNA as Mariah, let's think of how adorable their kids will look, and what ballin' voices they'll most likely have. If those offspring are lucky, they'll start on All That and end up breaking the Beatles' records. But I'll have to see it to believe it. 

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Looking adorable at the premiere of The Runaways last night in Los Angeles, Dakota Fanning looks just lovely in her sparkling sequined mini-dress. She posed with Kristen, Cherie Currie and the rest of the original band members on the red carpet. It really looked as if she was having some fun.

Not afraid of tackling daring roles, Fanning performs the song "Cherry Bomb" in a quite barely-there raunchy outfit, and shares an on-screen kiss with co-star Kristen Stewart.

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Last night Kristen Stewart hit the red carpet tonight for the premiere of her film The Runaways. Wearing a short red dress and showing off those legs, Kristen was little daring with some very revealing fabric in the bust area. She's sexing it up.

In the film Kristen Stewart shares a passionate kiss with Dakota Fanning, but Dakota's age affected the scope of the scene. "She was 15, and I wasn't allowed to grope her," Kristen, 19, told Access Hollywood. "I'm actually not kidding, there are major restrictions that I don't remember [from] when I was younger."

"I don't want to give anything way. It's a really passionate, hardcore scene," she joked. "No, it's just a kiss. It's not really a big deal."

Kristen looked like she was having fun at the after party with Joan Jett and the rest of the cast and band, plus Taylor Launter.

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Who me?

Since I'm not one to shy away from the pretty model-turned-actor types, consider the answer to that proposition as a smoldering YES, YES, YES!

Err...sorry.

In more professional terms, Jason Lewis, who will forever only be known as Smith Jerrod from Sex & The City fame, debuted as the new face of Charisma bath towels, a line exclusive to Bloomingdale's while in New York this week.

Not sure if this is the smartest move for Jason's career but let's be honest, Hollywood is all about smacking a pretty face onto a semi-saleable product and calling it a marketing move. Bottom line: Sex sells.

If you don't believe me, just ask the line of guys who now eat salads from Carl's Jr., courtesy of Kim Kardashian.

Point taken.

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Kendra Wilkinson was trying to lose some of her post baby weight by going for a morning jog wIth a personal trainer.

Although "it wasn't that extreme," Wilkinson told Us Weekly, "I did go through some depression."

That must be the downfall to having Playboy playmates as best gal pals.

Kendra is married to NFL player Hank Baskett and gave birth to the couple's first child, Hank, three months ago.

She's working hard though. "I love my legs, and I love my butt, but everything else I hate," she admits.

Did we mention that those lady lumps went from a 34C to an E? Talk about luscious lady lumps!

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Queerty.com reports that the National Enquirer is trying to out The Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner.  Their reasons: He brought his mom to the Oscars, he likes showtunes, and he prefers to play "emotionally complex characters."

Smutty Enquirer has a track record of attemping to out Meredith Baxter, Larry Birkhead and Gayle King.  They published a quote from Renner's old acting coach, who spoke with another publication some time ago.

"I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jeremy's boyfriend, but the fact that Jeremy is gay has never been a primary concern."

My thoughts: WHO CARES.  Hollywood has tried to hide homosexuality for too long a time.  Free to be you and me. 

Happier thoughts: Renner and the delightful Charlize Theron at the 13th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony.

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The best in photos for Thursday, March 11, 2010. Jessica Simpson shows off some mega-cleavage, Bar Refaeli struts her stuff, Amber Rose is blind, Sandra Bullock points something out and lots hot shots more in the gallery.

These were our top five posts of the day:

1. Kristen Stewart Talks Lady Friends And Tics On 'The Tonight Show'

2. The Official 'Eclipse' Trailer Is Here! [VIDEO & PHOTOS]

3. Justin Timberlake Takes Home Two Gogo Dancers?

4. Nick And Nate Montana Do Some Shirtless Flirting On The Beach

5. Heidi Montag Sacks Spencer Pratt As Manager, Hires Psychic

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Finally! Check out the premiere of Lady Gaga and Beyonce's music video "Telephone."

Extremely hot stuff - cleavage, lesbians, dirty mouthes. Watch the video after the jump and let us know your thoughts?

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This New York Times online article made me giggle.  The subject is just so silly and yet...so relevant to what we seek in quality programming.

Ryan Seacrest miffed viewers and bloggers alike Sunday night on the Oscars red carpet.  He ignored the big question every interviewer should ask: "Who are you wearing?"  Seacrest  chattered up Sandra Bullock, but failed to ask who she was wearing (Marchesa), and REALLY pissed off People's StyleWatch editor Susan Kaufman.  So much so, that Kaufman screamed at the tv, "Ask her who she's wearing!"  Kaufman's husband found the scene tremendously entertaining, probably more entertaining than the red carpet coverage itself.

But there's reason behind Seacrest's neglect.  His intentions are to converse with the stars about their personal and professional lives.  He'd rather leave the fashion banter to Giuliana Rancic and Jay Manuel, who were cut to during the pre-show to discuss lace and poufiness and color.

Designer Nicole Miller made a keen observation that makes her the rustiest nail in the box.

"'It was almost like he wasn't that interested in the designers,' Ms. Miller said. 'He seemed more interested in the celebrities and their careers.'"

You stick to making pretty dresses, Nicole Miller.  Leave the hard-pressing questions up to Seacrest. 

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