- Multi-hyphenite Jennifer Lopez asks her employees to address her as 'Mom' because she feels so maternal towards them all. However, they still seem to insist on calling her bitch. [Monsters & Critics]
- Is Anderson Cooper a daddy? I'm sure he's somebody's daddy. [Perez Hilton]
- Louis Vuitton handbags are keeping up the morale of a few low-life victims. [WOW Report]
- The rumblings of trouble in the Renee Zellwegger and Kenny Chesney marriage won't seem to go away. That's probably because we keep bringing them up. [Mirror]
- It seems that Britney Spears may have lost two uncles in the Hurricane Katrina tragedy. Willie and June and are brothers of the singer's father Jamie. They have not been seen or heard from since the disaster last month, according to reports. [National Ledger]
- A sloppy 'ho Manwich. [The Corsair]
- Robin Wright gets snippy. "To them, I say 'F--k you! I think it's f-----g pathetic to be belittling him." Best not to mess with this woman. [Lowdown]
- We have a ex-stripper contestant this season on The Apprentice. [E Online]
Antimental says:
LMFAO at the Anderson Cooper rumor, definitely bullshit
Re: Louis Vuitton says:
The Wow report really left me feeling sick. There are ppl dying, who lost their homes, everything they owned, their loving pets and fucking LV is allowing greedy twats to make purchases with those debit cards?
Bijou says:
Britney's own website says all of her friends and relatives were able to get out of Louisiana on time.