
"My 1991 brawl with a transvestite is still the classic. He was a big guy, so once I got him down, I kept decking him. Then I saw the cops and thought, 'Hmmm. Danny Partridge beating the [bleep] out of a transvestite hooker. I should probably run.' I listened to my own high-speed pursuit on the stereo of my car after beating the [bleep] out of a transvestite prostitute. That's bitchin'. "
(Source: Page Six, Image via VH1)


Thaddeus van Worthingheimer
I'm confused. Was the transvestite his wife, or was it another transvestite?
Krystyn says:
he's the craziest bastard on TV. No doubt.
he makes my palms sweat just watching the show...what a mess.
JaneSays says:
He's such a stupid selfish bastard. His wife is a spineless doormat. I wanted to see him slit his wrists; now THAT would have impressed me. Pissing and moaning and flexing for the camera does shit for me!
Joe TvWatcher says:
Whoa....How about a good slit on the wrist for that controlling BITCH of a wife. How he lasted this long makes him a better man than me. Now fire back stupid childish comments.....who gives a fuck..MY quote of the day!!!!!!!!!