Jessica Simpson Tries To Hide Her Fat Lips

December 22, 2005
12:15 PM

Jsliphide04

The inflated lip thing was Joe Simpson's cruelest publicity stunt ever! When the world knows you have lips the size of your boobs, it's useless to try and hide them. If you are going to try and shield them from public view, at least don't make it so obvious; attempt to hide your whole face.

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December 22, 2005 12:38 PM
mutterhals says:

3 words: Herpes Simplex 1

December 22, 2005 1:09 PM
JP Thrashya says:

Last time I saw the lip it looked like she got it caught in a door. Rather bulbous it is.

December 22, 2005 4:58 PM
Karli says:

Cute outfit tho

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