- Carrot Top and Steven Seagal are BFF. I'm not sure who is scarier. Never mind, Carrot Top is. [The Superficial]
- Okay, here's your motivation, Winona (Ryder). You see some really swishy shoes at the store. There are no visible security guards or alarms. But...you are on probation. [The Corsair]
- 15 of the 24 American Idol 5 finalists plan to thank God first if they win. Jesus Christ! [WOW Report]
- Jennifer Aniston has more to worry about than turning 40. [Star Magazine]
- How does Paris Hilton save money? By purchasing used VHS and DVD's. [togawp]
- Jamie Foxx rips Nick Lachey for his decision to go after Jessica's money. Nick Lachey will soon be ripping on Jamie Foxx for still bringing out the Ray Charles impersonation any chance that he can get. [National Ledger]
- At this point, I'm beginning to wonder who Jessica Simpson hasn't slept with. [TMZ]
- Madonna brings out the diva in everyone. [Queerty]
- Sparklers inserted in butts, oh my! [CityRag]
- Mariah Carey may be getting some loving from bad-boy rapper Cam'ron. The two have been spotted everywhere getting cozy. I wonder if Mark Sudack, the record producer who's been seeing Carey, knows about this?
Penny Woods says:
Mark would probably be staring at Mimi and Cam'Ron in the corner, plotting violent things to do to him in his head.