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March 28, 2006
Scarlett Johansson Is The Sexist Woman In The World
Filed under: FHM , Polls , Scarlett Johansson

What a difference a year makes. FHM's readers chose Scarlett Johansson as the sexiest woman in the world; she came in ninth place last year. Angelina Jolie, who was number one last year, came in second. We assume this is due to Brangelina overkill.
Scarlett Johansson tops a lovely list of the "100 Sexiest Women in the World," in a poll of readers by FHM magazine."One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy," the 21-year-old actress, star of "Match Point" and "Lost in Translation," said in a statement. "I'd like to thank FHM's readers for the huge compliment."
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Jessica Alba
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Keira Knightley
6. Halle Berry
7. Jenny McCarthy
8. Maria Sharapova
9. Carmen Electra
10. Teri Hatcher"It's remarkable how Scarlett Johansson has caught the attention of our readers," said Scott Gramling, the magazine's U.S. editor in chief, in a statement. "Her sultry voice and striking beauty certainly have a lot to do with that, but so does the confidence she exudes."
The sexiest woman has purchased a duplex on Leonard Street in Tribeca. Welcome to the neighborhood sweetie.
Johansson Tops FHM's 'Sexiest Women' Poll [AP]
After the Lights and the Action [NYT]
Link | Comments (33) | Posted by: Lisa Timmons
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Comments



Halle Berry should be number 1 and definitely no lower than number 2.
Posted on March 28, 2006 02:41 PM
Teri Hatcher? Gah. She looks like a corpse lately.
If Gwyneth Paltrow would pop out the baby and start fixing herself up again, she'd be on my list. Not necessarily sexy, but still very beautiful.
Posted on March 28, 2006 02:46 PM
It wouldn't be her huge ta tas that all the sudden garnered her this title, would it?
Posted on March 28, 2006 02:59 PM
theres a lady at my jobsite who's far sexier than all these women.
I think it should be named 'the sexiest celebrity'.. or something similar.
Posted on March 28, 2006 03:10 PM
I think Scarlett Johansson is pretty, but definately shouldn't be number 1. I think they have the top five messed up. I think either Halle Barry, Keira Knightley, or Angelina Jolie should be #1.
Carmen Electra and Teri Hatcher shouldn't even be ON the list...at all.
Posted on March 28, 2006 03:10 PM
Do peoples hands count when judging their beauty?? 'cos Angie Jo, Halle, Tyra.. all have some funny, veiny hands. Not attractive at all.
And Angie Jolie is played out. she's no longer hot.. she's just hot for har age... like Iman.
Posted on March 28, 2006 03:29 PM
What a shady list. SJ is fab but some ppl just dont belong. Teru Hatcher and Jenny Macratny to name a few. Maria Shperova is good looking but not top 10 sexiest in the world. Same goes for Keira Knightly. I dont know. I see four deserving ladies ont he list. The rest should not be there in my opinion.
Posted on March 28, 2006 04:01 PM
Who come's up with this list anyway?...they need to be replaced!
Posted on March 28, 2006 05:23 PM
This list needs to be flushed. What about Charlize Theron?
Posted on March 28, 2006 06:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOLIE #2 AND WHERE IS CHINNIFER - THE BITCH IS AT #88.BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ugly Chinnifer. HAHAHAHAHA!
you go Angie - We love you!! Team jolie is proven right again!
Posted on March 28, 2006 06:25 PM
Awwww. Chinnochio is at #88. Awww.
Brad went with the #2. Can you blame my Hottie Brad? Brad I love you. You have common sense.
Posted on March 28, 2006 06:26 PM
Here's the story...of an ugly CHIN....She had bottled hair of gold and a big nose and a big ugly chin...
Here's the story..of an ugly chin...who had beady eyes and lost her man to a Goddess....
The Chinnifer Bunch...The Chinnifer Bunch ...with that big nose!
Hey, remember when Marcia from the Brady Bunch had that football hit her nose and it was red and swollen? that is what Chin's nose looks like all the time..
Here's the story...of an ugly chin.....all her hair was bottled gold...but her chin still BIG..
The chinnifer bunch ...the Chinnifer bunch.....
Posted on March 28, 2006 06:29 PM
Angie's Strokes
Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one pity party,
What might be right for Chin may not be right for Brad.
A man is born, he's a man of common sense.
Then along come Angie, he left Chin with nothing but her whining tears.
But Brad got, Better Strokes.
It takes, Better Strokes to keep a man.
It takes, Angie's Strokes to keep Brad
Everybody's got a special kind of story (especially ANGIE)
Everybody finds a way to shine (EXCEPT CHIN),
It don't matter that you got on Oprah
So what,
Brangelina will have theirs, and you'll have drunken Vince, and I'll have my laugh.
And Brangelina will be fine....
Because it takes, Better Strokes to keep Brad.
Yes it does.
It takes, Angie's Strokes to move the world.
Posted on March 28, 2006 06:30 PM
Pots don't burn in the kitchen...
Brad didn't fuck his big chin wife....
It took a whole lot of strength for him to get out of that sham...
Now he's movin' on up...Movin' on up to the big time......
He finally got a piece of hot ass...
Movin' on up...Movin' on up...to the big time....he finally had sense to leave the chin...
Ummmmmm..yeahhh!
Posted on March 28, 2006 06:40 PM
i dont get it. why does everything have to turn into an anti JA post?
i agree she is ugly and talentless but what Jolie and Pitt did is still immoral. they are still guilty and she is still the victim.
Back to my original point not everything is about this so stop mentioning her.
Posted on March 28, 2006 06:42 PM
this should be called most beautiful women who are actresses accroding to us not MOST BEAUTIFYL WOMEN IN THE WHOLE FUCKING woRLD.
Angie should def be number 1
Posted on March 28, 2006 06:45 PM
Oy vey, here we go again with the f#cking Jennifer/Angelina bullshit. Really people, it's getting old. And bringing it up on post after post after post just reinforces that you are a bunch of f#cking idiots.
Now, to comment on the original topic. This is the biggest pile of steaming poo I've ever seen. Who cares, they are all a bunch of stupid twats that get paid to look pretty. This is the kind of crap that makes me hate celebrity gossip. Let's stick to the stories of coke parties and sleeping around. Anyone can look pretty with 15 stylists and 5 hair people following them around.
Posted on March 28, 2006 06:59 PM
Scarlett looks like a toad! So does Aniston #88 HAHA! #14 LMFAO
Posted on March 28, 2006 08:05 PM
Marco, you must be about fourteen if you say "for her age" about Angelina. She's THIRTY. She may have 2 1/2 kids, but she is quite young still. And it's awesome that she made it to No. 2 slot while heavily pregnant.
But JENNY MCCARTHY? Who let HER on the list? And regardless of my thoughts on the whole Brad/Angelina/Jennifer thing, I'm not sure why Jennifer is on the list at all, except for public sympathy. She's not unusually pretty, and she doesn't have IT -- the glamour glow, the thing that makes you stop and stare.
And there's a slight typo, Miu -- at the top, you say she is the "sexist" woman, not the "sexiest."
Posted on March 28, 2006 09:50 PM
How the fuck did teri hatcher make that list?? She is a skelton covered in skin and not attractive at all.
Posted on March 28, 2006 10:12 PM
Small Fry - suck me! Aniston sucks!
Posted on March 28, 2006 10:17 PM
They’re ugly and they’re Chinny,
Pathetic and and quite whiny,
They’re all together dorky,
The Chinnifer White Trash Family.
Their house is a Big Trailer.
When people come to see ‘em
They don't have chairs to seat 'em .
The Chinnifer White Trash Family.
A pity party they always throw on.
We’re sick of their chin who's dumb dumb
The Chinnfer White Trash Family.
Posted on March 28, 2006 10:45 PM
again i ask what does antiston have to do with any of this? lets stick to the topic. Is the list justified or not?
I think it isnt.
Posted on March 28, 2006 10:52 PM
There are so many people who are far more attractive than Scarlett... Is Mr. Magoo picking this list????
Hallie Berry
Natalie Portman
Eva Mendes
The latest young supermodel--I forget her name but she definitely more sexy than Scarlett. I saw her spread in Vanity fair and she has a weird body.
Posted on March 28, 2006 11:16 PM
Terri Hatcher? Jennifer Aniston? JESSICA SIMPSON??? If they put those homely ass broads on there i hate to see who was in the Top 20....Fergie? Oprah?
Posted on March 28, 2006 11:37 PM
Teri is an inexplicable choice too. The woman is emaciated! Her face looks more skull-like every time I see her smile.
Posted on March 28, 2006 11:54 PM
I won't comment on the fact that nine and a half out of 10 of these women are white
Posted on March 29, 2006 04:34 AM
Anyone can be hot and sexy when they have the kind of money and resources these celebrities have at their disposal. These ladies are beautiful. But the various opinions in these posts here are an example that polls like these have no relevence. At least Paris Hilton isn't in the top 10 LOL
Posted on March 29, 2006 12:57 PM
oh and if there was any true relevance,votes from EVERYONE in the world should be accounted for, but who has the time for that?
Posted on March 29, 2006 12:59 PM
Yeah, there should be more Black women on that list. Halle Berry is half white so I guess "acceptable" to white men who read the mag?
How about Gabrielle Union? Kerri Washington? Thandie Newton from Crash (also half White but I think more beautiful than Halle).
Here is my Top Twenty Black Sister's Most Gorgeous List since they obviously don't get included in FHM:
1) Sade
2) Joy Bryant
3) Lauryn Hill
4) Alicia Keyes
5) Kerri Washington
6) Garcelle Beauvais
7) Gabrielle Union
8) Jada Pinkett Smith
9) Thandie Newton
10) Halle Berry
And the rest....
11) Iman
12) Tyra Banks
13) Beyonce
14) Amerie
15) Kimora Lee Simmons
16) Naomi Campbell
17) Angela Bassett
18) Nia Long
19) Mary J blige
20) Janet Jackson
Posted on March 29, 2006 01:15 PM
beautifully said... post 30 I think there should be more color in all those famous sexy lists out there. These are beautiful women with looks and curves. I always thought Gabrielle has the sexiest smile. Why isn't Beyonce on the top ten?
Posted on March 29, 2006 11:17 PM
You right you right...Beyonce could be in the top 10 but who would I have to take out? Either Joy Bryant or Alicia Keyes maybe. I love Beyonce - that smile!
Posted on March 30, 2006 06:32 PM
I wasn't talking about your top ten. I was talking about the original top ten from the magazine. Most of the sistahs should be up there. You know Beyonce definitely should be up there along with Joy and Sade. I guess you know who is doing the voting on that list.
Posted on March 31, 2006 02:43 PM