- George Michael may have a tough time returning to the U.S. with his drug conviction. I won't hold my breath on this one. [Queerty]
- The online version of The New York Times looks slightly bloggish. [Jossip]
- Graydon Carter loves his position as editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair and has no interest in running Paramount Pictures and never talked to Viacom chief Tom Freston about a job. [Page Six]
- Say hello to the Miss America reality series. Yep, that's how sad this pageant has become. [AP]
- Aging blonde bombshell Loni Anderson would only consider stripping off if she was promised a lifetime supply of Manolo Blahnik shoes or La Perla lingerie. Fans of WKRP will be thrilled. [FemaleFirst]
- Tobey Maguire is trying to snare a Manhattan residence — and wants something in the West Village neighborhood favored by buddy Leonardo DiCaprio. Isn't that sweet. [Lowdown]
- Ben Widdicome ran into Jay-Z at the "Coke Side of Life" party and asked him if he would consider switching from Beyoncé to Kimora Lee Simmons now that she's single. He just threw back his head and laughed. [Gatecrasher]
