Katie Holmes Loves To Shop

Is she shopping at Papyrus?

You know, she just doesn't look quite poofy and bloated enough to be 27 months pregnant. Do alien spawn have the gestation period of an elephant? She's been "pregnant" forever!

seriously, im kind of fed up with that belly just POP it already will you. of course shes shopping, toms no where around..and she knows the cameras r following her.

I saw this on justjared.com- she's shopping at Sooltib(?)It's some fancy paper store so perhaps she's choosing wedding invitation paper.

I'm beginning to wonder what Tom sees in Katie, not vice versa. (I mean besides a uterus)

Shopping List for Katie (with a heart over the "i"):

*Mirror
*Clearasil
*Comb

Oh please she is so not pregnant! When you are that far along, you are in so much back pain, that you get a certain sort of posture, and you swell up like a balloon. Stop trying to fool us, Katie! You're not a very good actress!

How come the White only after Memorial Day and never after Labor Day does not apply to celebrities????

I love her white shoes!!!! Lucky bitch!

What Tom sees in Katie is some sort of career boost, I guess. Allegedly he interviewed a couple young celebs including Kate Bosworth, Scarlett Johanssen, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Alba to play the role of his wife! You know those "blind items" gossip sites post? That say things like "Which hot Hollywood actor [insert something scandolous]...?".

I was looking through old blind items out of boredom and found one that said:
"Which top leading man interviewed three different starlets for the job of girlfriend/future wife before picking his new beloved?" and another one that said:
"Which leading man landed his fiance by giving her a five-year contract for $10 million? Now, she’s giving an Oscar-worthy performance acting as if she’s really in love with him."

She's shopping at Soolip which is on Melrose Avenue in W Hollywood. I used to shop there, but now that its been tainted I can never go back!!!

fakeplastiktree, that's interesting....and enlightening, too.
I can actually believe Tom did indeed interview potential babymakers. $10 million? jeez..I wonder how many years it'll take Katie to shop it out.

oh well thank you for busting out the fake belly again katie, but don't worry we never doubted that you WERE NOT pregnant. okay well i lie, i believe that she could have had it and now tom is hiding the poor baby too.

i mean makes since, he's forcing her to go out in public, but where has he been? her face is a hell of a lot skinnier than it was when she was like 6 months along, and like terk said, no 9 months pregnant woman would ever stand up that straight. believe me i was MISERABLE at 9 months and did not want to do any form of walking.

anyone up for a game of basketball??

when will this charade end?! i can't wait for pics of their baby comes out and he's like 3 months and their pretending he's brand new ha.

i say he becomes tom i'm sure very smartly planned this. just a hunch.

I, too, shopped at Soolip and-- like LABubblebuster-- I think it's totally tainted and shall never return! ;-)

I hear that Tom is having an adult pacifier made for her to bite down on during birth. Why doesn't he just stick a gag in her mouth with duct tape and call it a day?

Katie, stop wandering around with that deranged grin. We're not buying it. You don't look pregnant, and we don't think you are.

Signed
The Human Race

i think if i were that far along the last thing id want to do is trott around in stores and the public.

I was very active during both my pregnancies almost up until the first labour contraction! My second daughter was 2 weeks late yet I was still happy, smiley and active...so comments about it being impossible to be smiley and shopping at 9 months are bullshit!

...and I was also able to stand straight and was not miserable... granted, u get tired very quickly and ur back feels a little strained... but pregnant women are all different. plus u can imagine all the pampering and care she receives, making her pregnancy even easier!

I agree with Lornaellie, I was active right through the 9 months and looked great and (vegtarian, no salt, no sugar, no junk food ever..believe it) no swollen body because some women are just more healthy then others. Most women are in terrible shape nowadays....and eat the worst junk food etc so its not surpriseing that women write in here saying how much they couldnt move or were in pain...if you eat right and work out ...you 2 can walk to the delivery room..like I did...and have a healthy wonderful birth.
As for Katie, Im certain that with all her pampering she has the best Dr.s telling her what to do....she does look great btw. good luck to her and her new baby....shes gonna need it, those scientologists dont let go easily, its a good thing her dad is a lawyer!!

fact-
fat people always have easier pregnancies

it's really rude of you to come in here and demean people like that elizabeth. i think all people were saying that katie holmes has looked much more miserable in past pictures, has dropped the baby weight face she once had, and with someone having as tiny as a frame as her and a belly that big it would be impossible to stand up that straight.

oh thats really a brilliant comment obnx, 'fat people have easier pregancies'...who is the authority on that?? you?? hahahaha.... I wasnt demeaning anyone at all...I was merely stating a fact that the majority of women in north america are in atrocious shape and it leads to having a miserable pregnancy( hard to walk let alone waddle when your carrying an extra 50 0r 100 lbs of fat. And heres a news flash ..being fat is severely UNHEALTHY...eating badly is directly connected to so many illness's ...to many to list here and this isnt the forum for that.
To make claims that Katie isnt preggers cause she's oh my dear god could it be????? a real woman who is actually not overweight and able to look great and can actually walk unaided in her last months of pregnancy. will wonders never cease...:) Elizabeth.

"a real woman who is actually not overweight and able to look great and can actually walk unaided in her last months of pregnancy. will wonders never cease...:)"

News flash, sweetie. Overweight or not, a nine-months pregnant woman is NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE of doing everything like that. Strap a basketball to your belly, tape it to your crotch, waist, back and breasts, and see how mobile you'll be.

And second news flash: Many women are "actually not overweight" in their pregnancies. I'm sure you've never been pregnant, or you'd know that women who are pregnant gain weight even if they aren't fat! (It's called fluid retention, kid, and women can puff up big time...)

I understand that on blogs 'one' can converse with all types ...the assumptions made by you las are simply astounding...yes I do have one daughter and my recall of her birth is very clear and yes a woman who is 9 months preggers can walk around minus back ache and minus all sorts of setbacks if she takes very good informed care of herself....my sister didnt hold back on the junk food or heavy salt intake and her pregnancy was filled with what could have been avoidable pain Csection etc...she is only two years older then me and eats a very different diet and does not excersize etc etc...ok...now for the hard part; try to convince me that women for the most part arent overweight and eat badly....you cant...Im from Toronto and well travelled and except for New York city....America has a very well publicised problem with obesity...to exempt the preggers from this group is ridiculous...this is a north american problem....and what nerve to comment about what a women 'can do' at 9 months....i was walking hours everyday...even walked to the delivery room...seems the prenatel classes came in handy cause I had a wonderful safe terrific delivery....no epidurals or episiotomies. I was just lucky I was also smart and informed and stayed strictly away from salt and everything bad...end of debate...have a good night...good luck katie.

I wasnt just lucky, I was also smart and informed...TYPO.
ps. to all women who are preggers now...steer clear of pitocin, the midwife warned me wisely that it does speed up the delivery but it also increases the pain to an unbearable level...which in turn makes you want, nay, scream for drugs ....also, dont get hooked up to the baby moniter if your not a high risk pregnancy cause its much less painful and makes real sense to let gravity help when you can walk and squat and move about...I was checked every 20 minutes by the nurse which is basically what the machine does ...without chaining you to the bed...some very good advice I used.

I totally agree with you Elizabeth, 100%.

My very health conscious sister has had 3 children and was extremely active right up until her waters broke. She swam daily too (in the ocean)! and she also never had bad posture!

she is so not pregnant!! c'mon people!! she doesn't even look fat (except for the big bump) but if u take the bump away she is still skinny, her face is still thin, her arms and her legs besides isn't she like 10 months already?? hahahahaha...