Times Is Tough for The Hoff

David Hasselhoff was denied from boarding a British Airways flight headed for Los Angeles, on the same day that his divorce was finalized.

A witness said of Hasselhoff's lack of sobriety, "He wasn't aggressive. He just had problems standing."

I'm having a hard time not feeling sorry for the guy. He needs an intervention and like ASAP. Or, a stint on The Surreal Life, so that if he's going to have a meltdown, he can at least have the decency to do it on television like a self-respecting TV personality.