Quick Hits: Tina Fey's Not a Paris Hilton Fan

November 16, 2006
2:14 PM

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Paris Hilton asked the SNL writers to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" "she's fat". [CityRag]
Naomi Campbell's not up for doing community service. Her lawyer is requesting a more "palatable" punishment for her assault charges. [Hollywood Rag]
Actress Selma Blair checks out Carrie Fisher. [PopSugar]
Fergie is whack. [IDLYITW]
Singer Jake Shears loves disrobing on stage. [PITNB]
Gwyneth Paltrow mingles with royalty. [Just Jared]
Halle Berry shows off the cleavage. [Egotastic]
The return of Rocky Balboa. Yay? [Dlisted]
Is Papa Joe Simpson searching for a man for Jessica? [MollyGood]
Despite being a glam girl now, Avril Lavigne can still dress down. [Hollywood Tuna]

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Quick Hits: Tina Fey's Not a Paris Hilton Fan

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