It has been revealed today by Page Six that the "LR" in her recent strange e-mail refers to her former assistant, Lindsay Ratowsky.
In the message, Lohan threatened to sue "LR" for allegedly selling information to the tabloids, and claimed former Vice President Al Gore was going to help her get her message across (which Gore hadn't heard about). Lohan's rage stems from a falling-out she and Ratowsky had over six months ago, when Ratowsky left her to work for Jessica Biel.
Shit, the old Al Gore is going to help routine. Watch out "LR" this guy is gonna PowerPoint your ass into a lock box.
Working for Jessica Biel? B-O-R-I-N-G! You might as well be an assistant to a tree stump. I bet this seemed like the right career move at the time but after spending you're whole day picking up dry cleaning and fetching coffee you are beginning to miss the excitement of the old L-Lo days. Maybe the drunk verbal tirads, pube plucking, late night Oxy runs, and occasional grope were all really worth it after all.
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I guess the assistant thing makes sense. Last week she was having a fit because Jessica Biel brought her assistant to the GQ party. This week it is revealed that Lindsay's former assitant now works for Jessica Biel. I'm sure LR is much better off.