John Mayer wants to keep his relationship with Pizza Hut shill Jessica Simpson on the downlow from his family.
Jessica Simpson has a smile on her face again -- and insiders say it's all thanks to singer John Mayer. But Jessica's friends are worried that she's more serious about John than he is about her. For example, when he went home to spend the recent holidays with his parents in Fairfield, Conn., he never even mentioned his new girlfriend. "Jessica didn't come up once in conversation," John's dad, Richard, tells In Touch exclusively. But Richard insists his son is "very private" about his love life. "We never pry," he tells In Touch.Thanks, Mr. Mayer! We appreciate that stance. This is the exact opposite from her Dad. Joe Simpson (if he thought it would make him some scratch) would take out a billboard of John between Jessica's spread legs, pumping his fists in sexual victory while Joe is running over to dump a cooler of Gatorade on him in the background.
Mayers Didn't Know John Was With Jess [In Touch Weekly]
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ZeldaF says:
After that last fiasco (cover of People mag, where he claimed to have dumped her or never really dated her in the first place) I can't understand why she's even giving him a second chance. He just seems like a jerk to have treated her that way. She must be really low on self esteem right now, poor girl.
Gregorio says:
Her dad would stage a donkey show with his daughter if it brought him some cash and additional attention!Hell, Joe would probably like to stroke his daughter if she would let him.Greg
ZeldaF says:
Greg - I totally agree, I think Joe is a sick bastard mother ----er...he's just totally screwed up the lives of his daughters... and he defends it protesting "it's what they wanted - ever since they were 3 months old!!!"
SMB says:
Why does John want to hide Jess from his parent's?