Not just another pretty face Ryan Reynolds has taken up writing. Reynolds is now a contributer to the Huffington Post. His first piece is dripping with sarcasm and outrage. He points out that Americans have competitive eating contests while people in other countries are starving and how shitty that is. True. There's more but I'm vapid and couldn't be bothered. At least I'm honest. Competitive eating is nauseating. Are you kidding me? What if something bursts?
Young Mustafat, who maintains a strict diet of inner turmoil and bleached hope, looks forward to watching the ESPN-televised event to better understand what gigantically wasteful, fucking super-retards we all are.Mustafat, a long time enthusiast of western culture, even took time out from his busy starvation to write a letter to MTV in the hopes they'd come to Darfur and "pimp his ride." Which really means giving him shoes. Unfortunately, an outbreak of highly contagious death in the region forced producers to postpone the trip.
Ryan's pissed. He makes a point, but it's hard to get behind someone so beautiful and rich acting so angry. I remember when he was on Nickelodeon as a tyke in "Fifteen". That was a hot show. Shot in Canada, and they had like two sets and it was about how shitty it was to be fifteen. And there was soft-spoken Ashley, and douchebag Matt, and Arsemen who was the Hindu chick and Ryan played whiny Billy. I miss that show. Like I said, vapid.
rootabega says:
his abs frighten me. take a day off, ry..
Clarisse says:
I don't know!!!
He's definitely hawt hawt hawt, but i still cannot wrap my mind around the guy in the above pic being the one and only Berg from Two Guys, A Gal and A PizzaShop(Place?) !!!
Demmit!!!
sasha says:
oooh wooh im tired of people taking the joy out of life to help others. Why breath their are some on respirators. Whether you inherited it or worked for it it is your money. SOmeone should not be put on guilt trips. Think logically china get out darfur sure do you have a more profitable place.. Give that kid shoes they are a network their objective is more viewers what would make viewers more enthusiatstic. Get off your high horse and take your shirt off.
Evil Beet says:
OMG I am so happy that someone else remembers Fifteen!!! Everyone always thinks I'm crazy when I'm like, "Remember that show Fifteen? With Ryan Reynolds??" (I don't know why this comes up semi-regularly for me, but somehow it does.) So you've absolutely made my day by saying that. Thank you.
stolidog says:
"Why Breath their are some on respirators."
Dude, I couldn't agree more.
ChristopherM says:
Please. If that boy bitch really owned a thesaurus, he wouldn't have spent several years dating someone who doesn't know what "ironic" means.
maureen
that's 'breathe' not 'breath'
Isn't RR Canadian? if so, could he maybe throw stones at his on, native glass house before aiming at US?
kiki says:
He wrote this piece in Jan'o6 on his myspace blog. There are many more which are actually MUCH better...
E-dogg says:
J. Harvey--
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought I was the only living breathing person on God's green earth (well, the US anyway) who remembered Fifteen!! I can even still sing the theme song!! Remember Dylan, the HOT rebel who stole Ashley from Matt, and BROOKE who was just waiting to move in on him??? AND Courtney, "Billy"'s older sister who was ALSO hot for Dylan's bod??? AND that bitchy black chick who was Brooke's best friend--she had bad braces--SO GOOD!!! What ever happened to the rest of them???GOD I loved that show!!! Of course, I was only 9....
mmmmm says:
It's true about the myspace blog, all of his blogs were damn funny. His whole profile has been deleted which made me quite sad. Thanks Socialite Life for the 411! And that sexy picture. Yum yum.