Lohan, Spears, Ritchie, f**k... all of Hollywood's Celebutards.
Bottom line: it's true. I'd be laughing at all of these idiots too if I had Jessica Biel "In My Bed." You know, during those moments when I was in the bathroom or getting us champagne... otherwise I'd be too busy.
Good thing he's totally moved on from Britney. Honestly, will this pipsqueak ever stop being bitter?
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Samantha Jones says:
Um, Cameron Diaz perhaps?
Sebastien says:
Lohan, Spears, Ritchie, f**k... all of Hollywood's Celebutards.
Bottom line: it's true. I'd be laughing at all of these idiots too if I had Jessica Biel "In My Bed." You know, during those moments when I was in the bathroom or getting us champagne... otherwise I'd be too busy.
Will says:
Good thing he's totally moved on from Britney. Honestly, will this pipsqueak ever stop being bitter?