Spiderman's Married

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Tobey Maguire got married to the mother of his kid. Leo DiCaprio and Lukas Haas were there, and it took place in Hawaii. Lovely They look kind of alike. Does Lukas Haas work anymore or does he just kinda scrub around with these two? He probably doesn't have to pick up the check ever. That must be nice.

The couple, parents of 9-month-old Ruby Sweetheart, were reportedly hitched in a sunset ceremony on Maui. The mag reports only a handful of their close friends were in attendance, one being actor Lukas Haas.

Maguire and Jennifer, daughter of Universal Studios head Ron Meyer, have been dating for four years. We're told Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey's best buddy, was in attendance for the nuptials.


So Leo's Pussy Posse were in full effect. And they're down one, now. How were they hardly ever photographed and the rest of these freaks are making love to TMZ every other night? Why? Because they did it right. You go out the backdoor and pay people to take care of the paps. The other freaks can't afford to hire security people to throw beatdowns and steal cameras. It's all about how much bank you're making.









7 Comments

Pussy Posse, indeed. Tobey was engaged to Rashida Jones, and Leo dated her sister, Kidada, right?

September 5, 2007 4:14 PM

Kidada? Is that some sort of art movement? Is Spidey lookin' to retire early with these very well connected daughters he's been linked to?

Wow, Spidey married Mona Lisa. How about that.

September 5, 2007 8:22 PM


Ugly and uglier finally got married...ugliest must be at the babysitters.

September 5, 2007 9:18 PM

It was all over the papers/tabloids a few years back that he was with her to get the Spiderman gigs. He almost wasn't in the final Spidey movie b/c he said something stupid and royally pissed off Jen's father. Then, he realized the gravy train wasn't stopping at his house any more.

Yeah, they are both really homely. Congrats, kids!

With both parents this ugly, poor Ruby is going to turn out more hideous than the Willis children.

Ok, MSN has confirmed that Leonardo DiCaprio was at Tobey Maguire's wedding. Can someone find out if Kevin Connolly was at Tobey Maguire's wedding as well? I know the three of them are very close, along with Lukas Haas. Kevin Connolly is on a very popular show right now. Give him the respect he deserves and find out for us.

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