Charlie Sheen is one charming bastard. This guy should be some sort of ambassador or conflict negotiator. With skills like these, he'll go far. Charlie and Denise Richards are currently embroiled in a big-ass custody battle in which "ugly" is the main ingredient. Denise recently presented the court with a 30 page document chock full of hilarious and evil e-mails Charlie supposedly sent her AND details of what Charlie is offering up to the lucky ladies (and apparently junior boys) online. Check it:
"GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser," Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple's custody battle."You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig," reads another.
"You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don't get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved," says a third e-mail.
For those of you not in the know, her moms has cancer and is currently undergoing chemotherapy. Charlie Sheen is a silver-keyboarded devil! And his fingers aren't the only bodypart he's using at the keyboard. Keep reading.
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Pictures of Sheen's "erect penis" that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to "approximately 30 women.""I'd love to give it to you any time," Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name "mrjonze55."
Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage," the documents state.
Oh god, that screen name sounds so familiar. I think he seduced me while I was trolling for mens under the pseudonym of "MsJarvey10". God, I did cyber sexy with Charlie Sheen! Oh, and Charlie also went beserk on a painting of their wedding and wrong "my dumbest day" on it in spray paint. AND he told Denise that if she stopped breast-feeding their daughter, she'd be "retarded". Heh. I knew Ri-Ri Harvey was making a mistake taking the tit away from me at 10! Charlie is calling these claims "inane and laughable". If this is true, then Dee Dee has a helluva writing career ahead of her. This shit makes Alec Baldwin's evil voicemails to his daughter look like good parenting.
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green cardigan says:
this sh@t makes Brit Brit and KFed look like the Waltons by comparison.
Charlie Sheen looks like an old pervert these days.
nastybugger says:
sounds like they're both a couple of pigs.
and the people who will suffer the most from all of this public airing of dirty laundry are their kids.
Zekers says:
...and yet, they never seem to have the foresight to understand that do they nastybugger?
jayboy says:
Oh, come now...who hasn't said WORSE things. Sad jobless pig sounds quaint. Makes me think of one of the three pigs at home watching Maury to find out whose babby-daddy is.
Sara says:
hahahah hilarious! Come on, these are things we've all done. Who hasn't visited some porno sites or insulted an ex? hehe.
nastybugger says:
no, zekers, they sure don't...
It makes me want to applaud those folks who are able to (publicly) maintain the civility for the sake of their kids. (Reese & Ryan come to mind...)
if they want to hate each other, fine, but don't do it in such a public way.
Jinxy McDeath says:
Denise is insane, she's been accusing the poor guy of some of the most vile things imaginable for nearly a year, and he's held his temper. He lost it, sadly if he had just put them in draft and not hit send... Ah, well it will be interesting when the gloves come off in court and Denise is exposed for what she really is.
Applespice says:
No matter what happened or will happen- taking a shot by calling someones mom bald b/c she's on chemo is just plain LOW.
Clarisse says:
I'll be honest, I agree that she is a lazy jobless talentless pig.
I don't believe he typed these emails...he's bad, but not evil.
IF he did type the emails, bringing the mother suffering through chemo is definitely a flag on the field, but
Denise is the one publishing them for the children and the world to see.
My ex said some NASTY things to me when I left, but I didn't share them with the kid.
Rosie says:
I find it amusing that these emails are in the press. I wonder who sent them? hmmmm perhaps an out of work actress who needs attention?
i thought the comment about denise's mom was low, but who knows if charlie even really said it. i don't believe a word that comes out of denise's mouth and she's always the victim. jmo
jen says:
Except for the comment about her bald mom, these emails are not a big deal. Does she really think we CARE if he calls her an out of work pig? I for one could care less nor do I think the courts will care. He didn't threaten her, he called her some bad names. Denise REALLY needs to get a freakin life. This is KINDERGARTEN crap.
I like Sheen's response that ended with "and she wanted a sperm donation in order to have another child, just MONTHS ago".....Richards is a crazy bitch and I hope Charlie wins.
he's a sick b@stard says:
How can anyone in his or her right mind support Charlie Sheen? He is a first-rate creep. Look at his creepy, old-guy, perverted face!!! He's starting to look demented and evil. What a freak. Forget that his dad is Martin. Poor Martin.
God, some women are soooooo stupid! They keep marrying this pig and learning the truth afterward. The only woman who was right for him was a porn star. Richards used to praise him too, and he said she was the sweetest thing a few years ago.
Richards must have some issues because she married him in the first place. Not the brightest bulb, but at least she's a good mother and she would not do everythng Charlie wanted. So he's mad. He's fighting angry because he lost control. He's like Alec Baldwin.
Charlie doesn't need another wife and he certainly doesn't need any more kids.
He's a liar and he has the public fooled because he is a manipulative charmer. Denise doesn't want him back. If she wanted his sperm it's so that her kids will all have the same father. However, she said he's lying about that too.
But I don't believe she's lying about him beating the dogs. I wish someone would beat him! See how he likes it. Charlie Sheen abusing an animal is typical of a man with his problems. When the poor animal doesn't do exactly what he says, he loses his temper and wants to punch something. What a heartless thug!
To Brooke: If you are smart, you will RUN NOW! He hasn't changed. Let him sleep with his thousands of whores and devour his porno. In the end, all his bad habits will eventually devour him. He's a sicko.
I can't STAND him. He's a fraud in Hollywood. I hope someone who knows him reads this blog and tells him he needs more help than he's gotten.