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The Spice Girls are releasing a greatest hits disc exclusively through Victoria's Secret. So you can buy a push-up bra and fifteen tracks chock full of studio-manufactured girl power at the same time! Your boobs will look full and luscious and you can be all "a zigga zig ah" simultaneously!
"They do great bras, and every girl wears a bra. And they should - at some point in their life. Unless they don't need to wear one," Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown told People Monday night. The CD, due Nov. 13, will not be available at traditional retail outlets but will be downloadable at various music sites including iTunes. (Fans can also pre-order hard copies of the CD at www.victoriassecret.com for 24 hours between midnight on Oct. 17 and 18.)Thank you for acknowledging the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, Scary. But wait, there's more! The Spice Girls will also be "performing" (ie lip-synching and staggering across the stage in costumes too young for them) at the Victoria's Secret televised fashion show on CBS on Dec. 4. This is a damn circus. It's going to be like the Menopausal Mystery Tour. Posh has more cash than God and she looks like she was genetically engineered. Scary's married to a psycho who kills ducks. And I have no clue what the other three do in life now but they're just kinda along for the ride and to up the lip-synching and desperate for money quotient.
shell says:
"One of these things is not like the other! One of these things just doesn't belong.." I don't know what's worse, the frock, or the outdated platforms.
Shasta says:
Now I can get my crap music and overpriced, uncomfortable undies all in one fell swoop! Thanks, God!
Nasum says:
When did Chan Marshall join?
Persistent Cat says:
Wow, that is one deep quote from Scary Spice. I'm sure it sounds more profound when spoken in her eloquent speaking voice.
Why are they regrouping? Duh, stupid question, $$$$. But why does anyone care? They are too old to sing their little songs. They were cute then, not so much when sung from mothers.
hmweis1 says:
Well, I'm not sure about the other two, but I saw Baby Spice doing a Prego (or Ragu?) commercial the other day, so I'm sure she was totally on board for this "comeback".