People with feet, beware! Britney Spears has your number. The second victim of her driving antics is a police officer, who was run over earlier today when the pop star was leaving the L.A. County court house after one of her many custody hearings. The LAPD is has subsequently started an investigation into the incident after a "traffic collision complaint" was submitted to the Sheriff's Department in response to Britney running over the foot of a L.A. County Sheriff Deputy, reports TMZ. This, of course, comes just weeks after Britney ran over her first foot--one attached to the leg of a photographer. And now, it seems she'd like to run over the foot of Kim Kardashian. OK, not really, but that was my attempt to segue into a rumor that Britney's looking to hook up with the raven-haired socialite by using a nonsensical euphemism for sex. Reportedly, Britney revealed her desire to engage in a lesbian love affair with Kardashian during a game of what I'm guessing was probably Truth or Dare. This is what Britney is rumored to have said:
"I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. She is a real horny beast."And then someone dared Britney to run over a cop's foot. And she did.
Photos: Flynet Online
Meelissa says:
It puts the lotion on the skin!! Britney wants to wear Kim K., not fuck her!
gerard Vandenberg says:
WHY THE HELL NOT GIRLS. Just enjoy eachother for a year or so. And you are helping eachother "RISE". Be sure there are NO kids "involved". If you know what I mean by that.
Last but definitely not least: this situation will giove rest, BUT STICK TO EACHOTHER!!
SoulHunter says:
YOU SUCK, BRIT...GROSS