Here's Eve and Dita Von Teese at the Celebrate M.A.C. Aids Fund do. When's Eve's new album gonna drop? I heard a single, and it was ok but where's the record? She was too busy trying to coordinate her outfits with that alcohol monitor on her leg. Dita better not get in a car with after this party, bitch drives drunk. I envy Dita. All she has to do is look all 50's burlesque and cinch her waist down to a .05 and then pose for photographs. She doesn's have to speak really, or act or sing. Occasionally she throws in a little peekaboo dancing and sits in a giant martini glass. Where do I get that job? Why can't trolls apply for that sort of work? Though that's gonna take one badass cincher.
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More of Eve and Dita Von Teese celebrating the M.A.C AIDS Fund after the jump.
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nacmo says:
Wow, Eve is HOT!!!
who says:
Dita as always looks stunning. Eve, however has never looked so beautiful. Whoever did her makeup really accentuated her beautiful eyes and lips, heck, her whole face is absolutely gorgeous.
mIchelle says:
I know, huh? Dita is a ...what? 1950's version of Paris Hilton? Oh, wait...she does burlesque shows! I forgot...what an amazing talent.
Woman should be seen, naked, and with a 16 inch waist, and not heard!
What world am I living in?
Please make Miss Pastie face with the made up name go away!