Seriously, you're on your third one! And she had to teach you, liebchen? As you know in motherhood, Heidi, one day you're in and the next day you're out. Supermodel and owner of no Dr. Spock books Heid Klum has revealed that Britney Spears rolled up uninvited on her Halloween bash at LA's Green Door club. Whilst there they had a Huggies-klatch about how to use diapers correctly. Score one point for Britney showing that she knows how to do something motherly.
Klum says, "We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn't know.""You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea.
"It's very clever. I learned a lot of things."
So she was tying the diapers to the baby? I'm guessing there were a lot of diaper-rashed children running around in loose Pampers and screaming in that household. They have more to scream about now that Heidi has hired Britney as her new nanny.
Heidi: "But she knows so many things! She is wonderful and strange!"
Seal: "She lit our child's hair on fire with her cigarette, love, and put it out by splashing him with the remnants of her Red Bull can."
Photos: WENN/Flynet Onilne
More photos of Britney Spears at Petco after the jump.
ab says:
Just making sure -- you do know that Heidi Klum was JOKING!!! Right? This was from a conversation with Ellen -- and was completely tongue in cheek!
karen says:
It was a total joke. That interview just made me love Heidi more. When Ellen asked her to tell about the new season of Project Runway Heidi's response was "same shit, different people". It was hilarious.
N says:
Thank you, those who commented before me; I thought I would have to say something. J. Harvey forgot to eat and you know how that makes him grumpy and his sense of humor obtuse.
N says:
Thank you, those who commented before me; I thought I would have to say something. J. Harvey forgot to eat and you know how that makes him grumpy and his sense of humor obtuse.
N says:
Thank you, those who commented before me; I thought I would have to say something. J. Harvey forgot to eat and you know how that makes him grumpy and his sense of humor obtuse.
Darlene says:
She was joking, you know. I am shocked at the number of people who reported this as a serious comment on her part. Take the joke!
N says:
Sorry. Darn internet!
Esther Greenwood says:
I thought sarcasm was something J. Harvey was well acquainted with?? Should I reintroduce you?
Her Bad Mother says:
Ditto, ditto, ditto - that was Grade A snark, and Heidi deserves a pat on the back for slinging it so freely.
(Seriously? You didn't get the joke?)
passionista says:
HELLO SARCASM! Heidi so obviously wasn't being serious. C'mon socialitelife, you can dish it, but miss it when it's right in your face? Have you even seen the clip??
Cait says:
The wide Chasm of Sar has for the very first time escaped our beloved J. Harvey.
::sigh::
anonymous says:
It was hilarious when she said that (I don't watch "Ellen" but saw the clip somewhere else...The Soup?). Anyway she was really funny and clearly joking. Like she really spent three years tying diapers on with a string? Come on.