Mike Tyson Gets Turned Out

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So Mike Tyson served his time for his Arizona DUI bust. In pink panties! He's been incarcerated at Tent City, an infamous Arizona open-air jail. Hope there's an abundance of razorwire and chopper patrol. Tent City is run by Sherrif Joe Arpaio, who is famous for forcing the inmates to wear pink underwear and socks so they're humilated as well as jailed. Arpaio feels pink has a "calming effect". Hah! Sick! More like Trannie City! And it's located near a dog pound, and a town dump. So I assume it smells like love. Tyson was pulled over last Christmas for driving under the influence after leaving a nightclub. Brain trust had coke on his dashboard. Tyson spent only one day in jail, but also has to complete 360 days of community service. I'd rank on him some more for having to wear panties and maybe a bra, but seriously, he eats people. Like , literally eats people's ears. Anyway,I like my ears, and he's dumb, crazy and vicious. Bad combo.


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2 Comments

"And it's located near a dog pound, and a town dump. So I assume it smells like love."

Ahahahahaa!!

Nice face tatt, is he trying to get a role in the next Star Trek movie?

November 27, 2007 3:43 PM

I've been there and it's no joke

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