The Useless Celebrity Index?!? It's about time! Huzzah! Lindsay Lohan was among the fame victims who made the Useless Celebrity Index over at the NY Daily News. Hopefully this list is assembled yearly, and becomes as popular as the rest of them. I'd much rather a handy-dandy list of who sucks rather than one about who was supposed to have entertained me over the course of a year. I'll decide that one for myself! Celebrities were rated by a "mathematical formula" to determine exactly how much we don't need them. Attributes taken into account were annual income, brand value, Google index, publicity, delinquency factor, actual talent (which is pretty much lacking here) and personal qualities such as kindness and beauty. Good luck on "kindness and beauty" as I can see a vast desert yawning before you without an oasis in sight. Everyone on the list was whom you would expect, and included Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan (pictured above at Pinkberry in LA), Britney Spears, and Kim Kardashian. The winner was determined to be Heidi Montag. Kim Kardashian and Heidi must have been neck in neck, because at least Heidi sort of has to act seeing as that show is faker than her breasts.

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7 more photos of Lindsay Lohan at a Pinkberry in Santa Monica are after the jump.