You have to admit, the man has endurance. And clearly Lance Armstrong believes that the best defense against accusations that he's robbing the cradle with Ashley Olsen is to immediately hook up with some other woman. Lance Armstrong has now been spotted getting all cozy and flirty with a mystery blonde at the Nascar Nextel Cup Series Party at Club Marquee in NYC. The gaunt cyclist, who has recently been seen stepping out with Ashley Olsen (ugh, that's a lot of bones scraping up against one another and I think I may have made that joke before, but it bears repeating) seems hell-bent on continuing to sow his wild oats and spent most of the evening making out with this new blonde woman. I'm surprised I haven't made out with him yet--oh that's right, I don't live in New York. My turn will come, though, I'm sure.
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hmweis1 says:
This is what happens when men with too much money go through a mid-life crisis.
Hey Cupcake says:
Making-out marathon? It seems like she's hanging on him, and he's sort of bleary-eyed and uninterested.
Seriously, if he were not Lance F'ing Armstrong, would anybody be drooling over him?
And WTF is she wearing?? The mind boggles.
FreakyZ says:
A balding, cross-eyed middle-aged man with one nut (if he even has one left).... uhh no. I don't even understand how 'being Lance Armstrong' is so great. Bike racing - big whoop.
And she has man arms and hands.
Hey Cupcake says:
In bike racing (aside from the whole doping thing... crickets chirping...) he is unparalleled. The rest? Not impressive.
FreakyZ says:
"In bike racing"
That's like saying "in the roller derby world"
No one gives a shit about bike racing. Well except maybe bike racers and ther moms.
FreakyZ says:
"In bike racing"
That's like saying "in the roller derby world"
No one gives a shit about bike racing. Well except maybe bike racers and their moms.
FreakyZ says:
"In bike racing"
That's like saying "in the roller derby world"
No one gives a shit about bike racing. Well except maybe bike racers and their moms.
Mallory says:
Is that Tory Burch???