Marc Jacobs is a Walking, Talking Camel Toe

You might think I jest, but you can see for yourself that the fashion designer put on a full-body camel-toe costume for his annual holiday party, this year, entitled, "Arabian Nights." And everyone loves a good excuse to bust out the see-through vest and pants. Amanda Lepore didn't disappoint, showing off the fruits of her many cosmetic surgeries in an outfit that appears to have been constructed solely from gold sequins and yellow string. I love that her little escort is covered from head to toe, allowed only to expose a bit of finger and part of his hand in those gloves of his, I'm guessing, to keep from distracting any attention from her. Good call, Amanda. I especially love the guy with the painted-on abs who knows we know, but doesn't care one bit. Ha!

Photos: WENN

12 more photos from the decadent Marc Jacobs holiday party (featuring Marc Jacobs, Richie Rich, George Wayne, Dirty Martini, Michael Lucas, Brandywine, Brenda A Go-Go, Patrick McMullan, and more) are after the jump.