Cougars Are Limber

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Rraooww. Look at Michael Bolton ignoring all that oiled cougar flesh upended in his old face! Here's Nicolette Sheridan and fiance Michael Bolton lounging around St. Barthelemy. Nic's spreading tan grease over every surface imaginable and getting her frolic on whilst Michael Bolton ignores her completely. What gives? Sure, she's 100 but she's looking good for an older type. In fact, I watched the episode of "Desperate Housewives" when the tornado attacked the street and Nic Sheridan's the best-looking broad on that show. In fact, the best part of the show was watching her run her cougar ass around to beat Eve Longoria at her own game and Felicity Huffman's cry of anguish when she thought she lost her husband Gay Matt from "Melrose Place" and the kids. And yes, Nic's got it over on Eva Longoria. Eva Longoria's irritating and might be a ladyboy. We're not sure yet.


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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

12 more photos of Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton hanging out on the beach after the jump.



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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online






3 Comments

December 27, 2007 4:50 PM

Why the hell is Nicolette Sheridan a cougar? What is the definition of a cougar? I am not a fan of hers whatsoever, but does looking good and being over 40 automatically make you susceptible to the cougar label? It is so demeaning. We have no such labels for men, and if we did they certainly wouldn't be thrown at those in their 40s. I am 25, but I have enough sense to know that term is going to come bite us on the ass 15 years from now.

December 27, 2007 5:18 PM

take it back!
He's 53. She's 44.
She's no cougar -- even if that term were NOT demeaning, it applies to older women/younger men.
so take it back!

PS I can't stand either of them, so it's not personal.

December 29, 2007 8:43 AM

Nicolette is HOT, toned, and gorgeous for a woman of any age!! Come on, she is only in her 40's...a lot of women look good well into their 50's these days.

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