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Does anyone remember love? Apparently not! The stress of the holiday season has impacted some celebrity couples. Sean Penn and his beleaguered wife (you know it wasn't a joyride for her) Robin Wright-Penn have called it quits. And tween messiah Miley Cyrus, 15, has ended things with Nick Jonas, 15, who is part of her touring act, The Jonas Brothers. This was probably a long time coming for the Penns. He's kind of eccentric, and lived in a trailer down by the beach for awhile or something. Ohmygod, if he and Madonna got back together, the world might screech to a halt. She's what made him so loony tunes in the first place. And on the tween front, no one even knew that Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana was playing Seven Minutes in Heaven with her opening act until she gave him a kiss on the cheek during a concert. Is he the doofus that crashed through that window at the American Music Awards and sliced himself up? No, that was "Joe". More importantly, and this crushed me, Kay Hanley is one of her backup singers! Damn! I'm talking Kay from Letters to Cleo! They were hot, and I have a couple of their discs! What gives? You're taking orders from Billy Ray F*ckin' Cyrus? You're Boston royalty! Get the band back together, sugar!
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DruNken LauRen says:
J. my man, I think we were seperated at birth... I was thinking the same exact thing about Mrs. Penn, I was like poor thing, she finally cut him loose cause he is a looney tune if i ever saw one...
I can see them at the dinner table, Mr. Asswhole, pass the salt, she hands him by pure accident the pepper, THEN HELLS BREAKS LOOSE ALL up in there.... dang!!!! I wonder if Sean got worse after his baby bro's death.... man, i pitter his next victim, i mean wife
the important thing here is that she is free....
KUDOS to Mrs. ExPenn
now on that MADONNA and him getting back together, i hate to say it but, i woulnd't mind seeing what would happen w/them two idiots.... and notice the first 3 letters in MADonna, yup her momma knew what she was doing, LOL
kellygrrrl says:
I predict Miley Cyrus will dive hard and fast into Celebutard Crazyland. She's country, ya'll, mix that with a little Disney Juice, and Voila, InstaBrit
Alexis says:
I've been expecting the Pitt-Wright divorce for some time now. She's probably tired of him "offering his support" to other people, like Eve and Hugo Chávez...
Alexis says:
Oops, I meant "Penn" of course; my fingers Freudian slipped!
DruNken LauRen says:
Alexis: mija, who are you talking 'bout, Pitt-Wright, got Pitt-Jole on your cabeza???
i think you mean Penn-Wright, right??? look i did a funny w/out meaning tooo...
DruNken LauRen says:
now that we got all that straight.... what da FFFFF, HUGO Chavez??? Sean like it in da butty???? or what???? please eXplain.... someone please give me the gossip
joan durtz says:
Good for Sean Penn, he finally got rid of that hag. Now bring it!
Ferguson V. says:
DruNken LauRen said:
now that we got all that straight.... what da FFFFF, HUGO Chavez??? Sean like it in da butty???? or what???? please eXplain.... someone please give me the gossip
Good God Woman, what are you drinking, STUPID JUICE??? Sean Penn is a commy whacko who has sympathized with the worst dictators of the 21st century. Come out of the Texas dustbin & read a newspaper. Put away that margarita and check out MSNBC instead of only dumbass, hollywood gossip sites. THANK GOD he was recently voted down by the hoi palloi of Venezuela. Chavez is a true / huge threat to the birthing of democracy in South America. Check out the links on Commy Sean below.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Sean+Penn+Hugo+Chavez&btnG=Google+Search
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Sean+Penn+Saddam+Hussein&btnG=Search
Can't understand how Robin stayed married to the bastard for as long as she did.