Eminem Puts A Cap In Pneumonia's Ass

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Is that a Tiffany's bracelet? Marshall loves that blue box like the rest of you ladies! Did you know Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem, was deathly ill over the holidays? He was hospitalized in Detroit with pneumonia. Which is nothing to sneeze at. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Is this thing on? Be sure and try our veal tonight, and tip your waitress generously! TMZ is claiming Em is also struggling with a heart condition and has gained some weight. Which is funny, because he's always tooling on other people so I like the idea of him with couch ass. Marshall's pr bitch says that "has since been released and is doing well recovering at home." Expect a concept album about the poor state of medical care in this country which climaxes him in torturing and killing a nurse and putting her body in his car trunk. Hey, he did it before and that time it was about his girlfriend!


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4 Comments

"Which is nothing to sneeze at. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Is this thing on? Be sure and try our veal tonight, and tip your waitress generously"
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Hilarious, and fun! ;)

January 10, 2008 7:55 AM

Expect a concept album about the poor state of medical care in this country which climaxes him in torturing and killing a nurse and putting her body in his car trunk. Hey, he did it before and that time it was about his girlfriend!

You mean his BABY MOMMA. Adds a little more drama too that statement don't cha think??

June 15, 2008 7:20 AM

Heyy, I Heard That Eminem Put Loads Of Weight On Is It True?
I Think He Should Start Rapping Again He Was A Good Insperation For Me.

June 16, 2008 1:03 PM

if these are photos of Eminems supposed "weight gain" then i have to tell you all that he still looks hella good to me, i wouldn't say no to having his babies, the man is Gods gift to women and my only complaint about him would be his absolute incapabilty to be faithful to his partner.

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