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So Tony Romo blew it for the Dallas Cowboys the other night. Ok, I don't know if HE blew it because I didn't watch the game, but the team lost and people seem to blame his ass when they do because he's dating that pinhead Jessica Simpson. Rabid sports fans aren't the most rational people around, and need someone to blame when their team doesn't go onto the Superbowl. So the feeling is that Tony Romo shouldn't have been Speedoing around in Mexico with girlfriend Jessica Simpson and several of his teammates shortly before the big game. And it results in his intensity being for shit! And he obviously didn't hold his mud! Sorry, that's from "Vision Quest".
Anyway, Tony should probably blame Joe Simpson for all those photos of him partying in Cabo with that airhead. Joe Simpson, who is the pimp of all pimps, is known for selling off photos of his daughters and whoever they're banging that week to any and all available buyers. A source says "nobody would have known that Tony was down in Mexico with Jessica if there hadn't been those pictures everywhere. So a lot of people suspect he tipped off the photographers, causing Tony this huge headache." The source also added that "when you date Jessica, you date Joe, too." All together now, *shudder*. Joe Simpson is either a closet queen eye-f*cking Jessica and Ashlee's boyfriends or even creepier and has a really weird attachment to his daughters beyond the money they make him. Either way, not father of the year. But whoever does his highlights is an artiste.
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