Heidi Montag released her first music video for her single "Higher," and many of you made such comments as "Bad voice, stupid song and even worse video," while some even requested, "please punch me in the face and stab my eyes out." As a result of the wave of negative comments in reaction to the video, Heidi told Us Weekly that she was so hurt, "I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out."
She continued by saying, "I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams." Ugh. Isn't that what American Idol is for? You just know she'd be one of those contestants who would show up in a low-cut top and start singing, only to have Simon cut her off and tell her, "Thanks, your fake breasts are very entertaining, but you're not going to Los Angeles." And for sure, she would ask to sing something else because she just knows she can do it if they WOULD JUST GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! (Cue tears.)
But, watch out world! Heidi Montag is coming back with a new music video this month and according to her, it will "blow people's minds very soon." Hmm, unless my mind grows a penis in the next five minutes or so, I'm pretty sure that's pretty much impossible.
Photos: WENN
Keister stash says:
She seems to think that because she "has a dream" of being a rich, famous singer that the public has some sort of obligation to fulfill that dream for her despite her excruciating lack of talent. Entitled slag! As if she is the only one with that dream. Sorry you vapid twat, going under the knife does not count as a talent. Speaking of which, if you are sooooooo broke you can't afford a half-decent video, how do you afford all those surgeries? And the luxury auto? Etc. Etc... AND, do you think we're all so stupid to believe this video was't pre-planned and just happened spontaneously one day? You two were just driving along on a December day wearing your pink bikini, with a camera and boombox in the trunk and when you got this "brilliant idea" while driving by the beach? yeah, right.
Anyways, I really just wanted to drop by and say that the thought of Heidi crying herself to sleep makes me as so giddy i could just about Fergie my pants!
Loves it says:
The only thing worse than her video is this guys, haha
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/2/12/doritos-sandwich.html
steffabean says:
A wee bit overdressed for gaming isnt she? Maybe she's waiting for Howie Mandel to jump out of the bushes after walking around with a numbered case. At least that would be something she'd actually be good for... minimal talking or exposuire.
wza says:
wow! i was quoted by my favorite website! that's the best thing that's happened to me all day.
carry on with the face-punching and the eye-stabbing. this bitch's 'music' is worse than water boarding.
xoxox
wza
wza says:
wow! i was quoted by my favorite website! that's the best thing that's happened to me all day.
carry on with the face-punching and the eye-stabbing. this bitch's music is worse than water boarding.
xoxox
wza
Queen Caffeine says:
hey wza,
sounds like you just said what everyone else was thinking. ha!
"this bitch's music is worse than water boarding."
another golden nugget. :)
2 Old 4 This says:
Keister stash took the words out of my mouth! I was thinking the EXACT same thing.
Just because you dream of becoming a singer, doesn't mean you have talent.
go away Heidi
2 Old 4 This says:
this begs the question - she enrolled in two different colleges for fashion design - what dreams are she chasing exactly?
Cuz the last time I checked, neither Ralph Lauren nor Vera Wang vaulted themselves to stardom with a fake rack and a photo shoot for Maxim
joan durtz says:
She is sooo Colorado. That explains it.
MsTriste says:
Here's a link that works, at least for now, if you care to laugh your head off:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6hlofmmQAnY&feature=related
kll says:
heidi is a slut, found some totally nasty pics, but what is the price for fame.... even though Lauren is so much cuter....Spencer looks like a cml