Wow, the baby's color almost looks...normal. How is it not that fine Nerf shade of orange that she's always sporting? Here's snaps of Max Bratman, Christina Aguilera's newborn son with husband Jordan Bratman. Christina is doing the baby whoring tour to accompany her multi-million dollar baby photo payday. We're going to hear a lot of stories about how she gave birth via Caesarean in order to preserve her triangular mystery, and how swollen her boobies are and diapers and blah blah blah. Just put in a stroller, wheel it around for the paps and be done with it! Anyway, Xtina went on Ellen to discuss all of the above and Ellen's one smooth lady licker because she immediately zeroed in on 'Tina's ta-tas. She asked "One question: Are you nursing?" and Xtina replied that it must be "obvious" and Ellen (practically drooling) said "It's going to be a healthy baby boy."
Ellen, you dawg! I would high five her if I wasn't afraid of my hand smelling like Chicken of the Sea. Christina also said that for the baby's bris, they had "penis ballons" hung up. For those of you not in the know, that's the Jewish ceremony where they snip the kid's foreskin. I don't know about you, but even as an infant, I wouldn't be amused by the mockery.
Esther Greenwood says:
I'm more surprised the poor kid didn't come out looking like a chimpanzee...You've seen her husband, right?
Frida says:
The baby is beautiful =)
joya says:
she is gorgeous!
I miss Christinas ruby reds... she seems lacking without them.
tru says:
She was afraid of tearing her vagina,but she did not hesitate to tear the foreskin of her baby's penis?
chris says:
Hey everybody, guess who got caught cheating last nigh! TOM CRUISE........... I knew there was something fishy about him! See the story and photos on WhyFame.com
carlie says:
awww, baby.
he's soooooo cute.
i wannna keep him.
congrats christinaa, ily.
(L) carlie.
mimi says:
OMG i luv christinas music and her and stuff and wen i found out she was having a baby i was ssoooooooo happy 4 her. Plus i wasent sure if max was going to turn out looking cute. He did and awwwwwww so adorable!!!!!
mimi says:
OMG i luv christinas music and her and stuff and wen i found out she was having a baby i was ssoooooooo happy 4 her. Plus i wasent sure if max was going to turn out looking cute. He did and awwwwwww so adorable!!!!!
savanna grace says:
she has had a beautiful baby dont diss that! her child was created in the image of God! how would you like if your kid was being called a chimpanzee!
melissa says:
I THINK THAT THE BABY IS BEAUTIFUL AND CHRISTINA MAKES A GREAT MOM!!