Oscars Pressroom is an Orgy of Statues and Wit

Awww, take a look at the Oscar winners here in the press room. They're making their Oscars kiss, the way that my sisters and I used to do with our Barbies and Ken doll. That's right, we only had one boy doll and everyone had to share the lovin'--it was very "The Girls Next Door."

When they weren't playing orgy with their golden statuettes, the Oscar winners were dropping some pretty awesome sound bytes. Javier Bardem, best supporting actor winner said of his portrayal of a psychopathic killer, "Thank you to the COENS for being crazy enough to think that I could do that and put one of the most horrible haircuts in history over my head." Luckily, though, his hotness and good acting shone right through.

Speaking of hotness, congrats to Diablo Cody, who is giving her Oscar a big fat kiss. And a lap dance later.

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15 more photos from the 80th Academy Awards Pressroom featuring Helen Mirren, Daniel Day Lewis, Alan Arkin, Tilda Swinton, Diablo Cody, Glen Hansard, Marketa Inglova, Forest Whitaker, Marion Cotillard, Joel and Ethan Coen and Javier Bardem are after the jump.