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It was an emergency bikini wax and butt-implant procedure, of course. That's the kind of medical emergency I imagine supermodels experience in Brazil. OK, honestly, she was there to have a small cyst removed. I hope they were careful because depending on where that cyst was located, it might have actually been her heart, which I hear is two sizes too small.

And here she is at what looks like the Elle Style awards, rocking what I'm going to assume is fake fur, given her past participation in anti-fur campaigns. Also, I don't feel like the woman ages at all. I have a sneaking suspicion that her "cyst removal" was more like some sort of sketchy operation involving the blood of beautiful virgins being injected into her person, so she can maintain her ageless supermodel's body.

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2 Comments

February 27, 2008 1:25 PM

I bet Naomi eats babies to stay so young-looking.

Emergency procedure my foot! More like emergency nip and tuck! She needed some flimsy excuse so she came up with the cyst crap! Please, Naomi, find a better lie next time, huh? How convenient that you just "happened to be" in Brazil at that time for the "emergency"

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