Remind me to hurl my TV off the balcony. E! has greenlighted a reality show starring Dina Lohan and her youngest daughter Ali, 15. The show will follow Dina managing Ali's career as Ali follows in the f*ck-me pump steps of her older sister Lindsay. You know this heifer bowed and scraped for a couple of years to land this. And you she's hoping it propels her into the stardom to which she feel accustomed. First "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" has a lame season finale and now this.
The show will start off by following the Lohan lovelies around their hometown of Merrick, NY and then keep going as they move to Las Vegas. Is Ali looking to be a showgirl? I'm sure Dina was one at some point. I can see her pushing a 1960s version of Gina Gershon down the stairs to take the lead.
Creator Jonathan Murray says "I think Dina's a somewhat remarkable woman [who] got married at a young age, raised four kids and her marriage came apart. She's sort of ... figuring out the next part of her life." Oh, she figured it out. This show was the first step.
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T-Bone says:
Yep Dina, time to pimp out another daughter, because the other cash cow ain't pullin in what she used to...
Jaws says:
I saw a clip of some show (Access Hollywood?) last night that featured an interview with Lilo... and good lord, she looked rough. She bears a striking resemblance to a leather couch in a waiting room.
Queen Caffeine says:
...a leather couch that had often seen the bottom of a careless shoe on its cushions.
Applespice says:
To strap her into a burning car and be pushed off the edge of a cliff and no one even notice...?
Oh wait- that's my fondest dream
amy says:
Instead of doing this show, they should just give me the money and I'll find something useful for it.
I'm sure the 'reality' of the Lohans will be completely uninteresting and oh, yeah child abuse. Yeah Dina is 'somewhat remarkable'. She's a real whore's whore kinda gal. Her only redeemable quality is her trainwreckyness, and that's not even a word. The Lohan show will send women's lib back a few centuries.
rootabega says:
missiles, ready, aim fire!
tea says:
oh dear.
does this woman EVER learn.
but heeyy, must find another kid to rake in the cash.
xo.
mike says:
I am crazy about her,maybe I feel attached to her.I love her perfect perform.I saw she is dating in millonaire dating site" wealthyloving.com".I am wondering what kind of relation she is looking for in this site?
linda says:
CANT YOU DO ANYTHING TO STOP THE MILLIONAIRE SPAMMERS - THAT MEANS YOU MIKE!!!!!! SOOOOO ANNOYING.
diamondsoul says:
Dina is actually very clever and luckily she has pretty daughters, well, but i dislike her. I think she is ruin her daughters' lives and she's just thinking for herself. shit dina!