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You don't cross this bitch. She already dealt with one ho stepping out on her behind her back. Never again. Especially when she spots her man "spotting" his "friend" at the weight bench. And no one's got pants on. Nuh uh. Here's Jake Gyllenhaal on the crutches Reese Witherspoon allowed his ass to use in Brentwood. Next time, it's a brick to the head and on to the next man. She's a single mom with two kids. She doesn't have time for this nonsense.

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More photos of a wobbly Jake Gyllenahaal and a Starbucks-totin' Reese Witherspoon are after the jump.



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4 Comments

My God, what did this girl ever do to you? Are you jealous, do you want him for yourself? Your hatred of this girl borders on psychotic.

I was thinking same thing "les", wondering what the heck Reese did to deserve all these negative comments.

Happy ST. Patricks day, may the luck O'Irish be with everyone.

March 18, 2008 11:42 AM

I laughed. Me thinks you're funny.
I thought this was sarcasm? We all love Ms. "Legally Blonde", no-one wants to hate her?
Or do you? No, me still thinks you're pretty funny, and that Jake is one sexy biscuit.

March 20, 2008 4:07 PM

J. Harvey, that was totally funny.

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