Heidi Klum and the kids did some lolling about in the park recently. Here she is with Leni, Henry, and Johan. A bodyguard and a nanny accompanied them because supermodels shouldn't be expected to take the kids out on their own and without armed protection. You never know when some deranged Project Runway cast-off is going to attack. And what would happen if one of the kids fell down or got hungry? "What? Er, I don't know. Maybe have a cigarette or a Diet Coke? Future supermodels don't cry! I don't like this! Go talk to the nanny! Yes, you can call her 'Mommy'. "
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oakling says:
Aw, I think she'd be a better parent than that. Of course, good parenting does not a funny post make :)
;o says:
That title is absolutely AMAZING
;o says:
That title is absolutely AMAZING