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I can't wait to watch her pirated workouts on YouTube and masturbate. I like big butts, and I cannot lie. Kim Kardashian has been dieting like a sumbitch, and plans to tape her workouts and sell them on line. I think taping aspects of her life has got her into enough drama. These tapes will be for her fans to see how she's getting in shape, and for guys into chunky asses to get a few thrillies.

"I work my butt and legs just about every day, and I do cardio to burn fat. I've actually started videotaping my workouts so I can do them on the road. I'm going to start selling the videos soon on my Web site so that others can do the same workout that I do. They're short videos, but if you do them one right after the other, it's a really good workout," Kim says.

Kim says it's been really hard to give up her favorite junk food - deep fried Oreos. That's nasty. She says it's "awful" to avoid them because she likes junk food so much. Kim and I have this in common. I have this obsession with Ring-Dings. Cream-filled hockey pucks of chocolaty goodness are how I roll. They're so nasty. Even Little Debbie zebra cake snacks look over at them with disgust like a rich lady approached by a scabby crackhead.

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More photos of Kim Kardashian being pampered are after the jump.



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5 Comments

April 1, 2008 9:23 AM

" Even Little Debbie zebra cake snacks look over at them with disgust like a rich lady approached by a scabby crackhead." Hahahahahahaha!
I'd like to live a day in your head J.!

April 1, 2008 10:04 AM

So, no progress toward getting rid of the spammers? They must monitor your site pretty closely because they are on a new post almost as soon as its posted!

April 1, 2008 2:09 PM

Trashy chick, but hot. LOL

Favorite food? "Deep-fried oreos"....why does that not surprise me. What IS surprising is this girl has a career of sorts. Tell me again what exactly she does?

April 6, 2008 9:52 PM

Deep Fried Oreos? Sounds like Kim knows how to eat well if you ask me,LOL. She is fabulous though.

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