Beyonce Finally Got To Him

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Beyonce and Jay-Z have taken out a marriage license in Scarsdale, NY! It's good for 60 days. You did it, B! That's just enough time for her to promote the mess out of her upcoming wedding, and sign every related endorsement deal she can.

Look for her shilling everything from wedding veils to Florian Hall in Dorchester for your beautiful reception that will create the memories of a lifetime. Her dad Matthew Knowles will make sure that gravy train doesn't pass through the station without them boarding.

03' Bonnie and Clyde acquired their license yesterday morning. Beyonce's rep says "no comment" about the possible wedding and Jay-Z's couldn't be reached.

This could be the wedding of the century. I can't wait to see if she uses the remainders of Destiny's Child as bridesmaids or hires models instead. Will Michelle and Kelly even be invited? They'll probably be seated near the kitchen at the reception. I wait with bated breath. What the hell does that mean?








6 Comments

April 2, 2008 11:08 AM

I love this news!!!!!!!!

they make a great couple....

and thank B. for NOT dragging this wedding like Eva Longoria... i was fed up w/Eva and Tony by the time they got married.

I bet, B's marriage will last longer than Eva's they do not make a good couple... sorry

April 2, 2008 12:31 PM

Can't wait to see what white beaded floss Tina Knowles designs for her daughter to wear as she ambles down the aisle ... gonna be a whole lotta sequins ...

April 2, 2008 1:30 PM

I want to see LaTavia and LeToya crash that wedding.

April 2, 2008 5:06 PM

Is it just me or does anyone else think that this is an April Fools prank. They did get it on April 1st if they did. Plus, aren't most applications public record? You can go get a marriage license all you want- it does not mean you have to use it... I really think this is a prank.

April 3, 2008 9:21 AM

It could be a April Fools joke or something for the Ashton Prank show. Anywho if it is true, I can hear B singing and dancing to her DirecTV hit... "Upgrade"

May 9, 2008 11:05 PM

I'm really happy for these two! They always seem so happy together. I'm glad they had a long courtship because we all know that we're not always the same everyday. And it takes years to really get to know someone. And it takes more than love to stay together this long.
If they can keep their relationship intact this long with scrutiny from the media and still be together(happily) then they really have and know what it takes to go the long haul. I wish them the best!

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