She probably likes when he wears that Borat thong. The newly tattoed John Mayer has reportedly made some sort of gross connection with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. What do these two have in common except for the plastic sheen of fame? He sings Starbucks-ready crap melodies and wrestles with his gayness and she's a post-op that lip synchs and encourages tween girls to wear thongs and tight hoodies.
The two were spotted doing that thing you do with the can and the noodle at Villa nightclub in LA last night.
"They were chatting and getting really close - she was into it," a source said. I bet, he makes more money than her. The two left within minutes of each other, which means they went and had sex behind a dumpster. Did Perez show up when Mayer wanted a real man? Don't you wish your girlfriend took hormones like me?
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Marty Cone says:
Whoever this writer is to say that Nicole is a post op must have had his snip session go bad...It's ok,man or woman...You probably look like shit and the pain is unbearable when you see anyone enjoying life.
Your Mama says:
"Don't you wish your girlfriend took hormones like me?" is one of the funniest things I've read here! Brilliant!
All is forgiven for the whole Kardashian sucking up last month.
niamh says:
...i love you.