Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have joined forces to elicit yawns. The two were spotted lunching at a Miami restaurant on Friday afternoon, and then spent Friday evening together. This shit works better than Benadryl.
What is it about Mayer, though? Are bisexual guys fascinating? This dude hooks up with everyone. Is he just some sort of star-f*cker? Can you be one if you're a star as well?
Aniston and Mayer had the restaurant, Genuine Food & Drink, open just for them on Friday at 3:30 pm so they could dine in privacy. Miami's a fairly flashy place, who cares? Eat with the unwashed masses! It's not like people are going to stare at you! It would be like going outside to stare at mulch and hope a weed pokes its way through just for excitement. The general manager couldn't wait to run to the press with the gory details.
"I can't speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time," manager Charles Bell said. Bell also says they had their heads close together at one point. Have I reached REM sleep yet? Aniston had a chicken salad sandwich, but shared some of Mayer's ham sandwich.
Mayer and Aniston hung out at South Beach restaurant Casa Tua that evening, and left before 1 AM. They returned to their hotel holding hands. It's love. I give it three days.
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
Liz says:
I saw them walking out of Publix (the supermarket chain in the South) this afternoon around 2:00 pm. Looked happy and no one bothered them. He's so tall and she's kind of old/wrinkly looking, maybe she should spend less time in the sun.
Man, I've lived in Miami for 6 years and this was the first non-D-list celeb sighting...
someone says:
I hardly think she looked old and wrinkled looking.
haha says:
she is old,and ugly,a match made is herpes heaven,he urinates during sex,nice couple
Sugar, Baby says:
I don't buy this. I think some dude wanted publicity for his restaurant. If it is true-good for Jen-after putting in 7+years with OLD MAN PITT, she deserves some young lovin'.
Starla says:
I love both of them. Even if they're just friends, I'd recommend friends with benfits. I'd jump John's hot bone anyday. A little, ok-alot- of wild sex may be all Jen needs right now. she seems pretty independent.
Klec says:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'm sorry, what?
angel says:
to : liz
oh no you're mistaken, i saw her too, that was angelina jolie, all looking old, ugly, and wrinkled.
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Fave says:
They had a restaurant open up especially for them so they could have privacy while eating their "special" meal of chicken salad and ham sandwiches. Then they went out to crowded restaurant that evening... hmmm. thanks, I'm going to bed now. Going to sleep good tonight!!
SweetSoprano says:
So they went to eat at 3:30 p.m...sounds like somebody didn't want to miss the senior special.
dddddd says:
I can't believe this poor girl accepted to pr fcuk this annoying douche bag!!!!
she's an idiot. and now her agent is trying to spin this. HAHA!! too late, damage is done.
Seren says:
sometimes I decide to feel bad for her then I change my mind.
Mary says:
Does she have herpes? Where did you hear that? I have seen it on other boards. She is almost 40 isnt she? Why is she with this guy, I thought he was gay? Is she gay? Maybe Brad found her with another woman and thats why he stormed out of that hotel in London when he showed up to surprise her (back when he was making Troy) the day before his birthday? They separated not long after...I often wondered what pissed him off so much that he'd leave right after flying there to see her. He's so damned hot!!! She must be really bad in bed not to be able to hold on to a man ...or a woman. I have a friend that lives in California and saw Aniston once and she said she was little and did look older than she thought she would. She said she was smoking like a chimney too. Oh well, seems her life is the same old life and nothing has changed except the man laying next to her...that seems to be a continueous change...So back to my original question, which one gave her herpes?
CAROL says:
SEEMS I'M ALWAYS READING THAT JENNIFER ANISTONS MEETING SOME MAN AT A HOTEL. REMEMBER VINCE? OR GOING INTO HOTELS, DRINKING AT THE BAR AND EMERGING THE NEXT MORNING...I READ SOMEWHERE MAYER LIKES PISSING ON WOMEN HE BEDS...DOES JENNIFER LIKE GOLDEN SHOWERS? DANG SHE SURE SEEMS TO GO THRU THE MEN! VINCE, JASON, OWEN, ORLANDO...OUR JENNY BEEN PASSED AROUND THE BLOCK? POOR THING DESPERATLY NEEDS TO FIND THAT ACTOR WITH A NAME TO KEEP HER MUG IN THE MAGS...GET YOUR FREAK ON JENNY!!
jack m purvin,m.d. says:
jennifer aniston should date a doctor named jack purvin,that s what i would love to see..........i hope she gets an academy award, sheis the best.