I hope she's getting those cut short. Samantha Ronson does not need to be hacked and slashed up in her triangular mystery. If Lindsay Lohan is going to be finger-blasting her chick, she needs to know the rules. Only a skilled and experienced lesbian is going to be approaching the chocha with some French manicure shit going on.
When I saw the Gossip play last summer, out dyke Beth Ditto told us not to be fooled by her long fingernails. She explained that she was definitely sunning herself on the beach on Lesbos. And I wanted her to continue to explain how that works. I'm curious! I know where people are coming from.
Men should keep their nails short, especially gays, because I do not want anything approaching my junk that has sharp edges. I can barely bring clippers down there to manscape without breaking out in a cold sweat.
For an awesome rendition of one woman's trip to a nail salon, click here.
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
17 more photos of a perky/pissed Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson at a nail salon after the jump.
J-Ro says:
Unfortunatly, she looks in those pics like she may be back on the rails. How many trips to the salon bathroom?
Valentino says:
Why do these women go to strip mall nail salons where they're easily photographed? They can afford the best salons where they can get a manicure in a photographer-free and luxurious atmosphere. Dumb.
Shootingstar says:
DAMN! She looks rough as hell!
2 Old 4 This says:
Valentino - I was wondering the same thing!
Helen Skor says:
J-Ro I was thinking Lindsay looks like she's back on the white stuff, too.
Also, Sam Ronson getting a manicure is like a pig wearing a dress - no matter how pretty the dress is, it's still a pig.