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April 30, 2008

If John & Jennifer Made Love In A Forest, Would Anyone Notice?

Filed under: Bikini , Candids , Hook Ups , Jennifer Aniston , John Mayer , Love Matters , Paparazzi , Relationships

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The sleep-inducing coupling of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston does appear to be a real thing, as these photos indicate. John probably got the his recent tattoo sleeve just so he could stay awake. I'd probably also need to have needles jabbed into my skin at random intervals to keep from nodding off during their in-depth conversations about their favorite skin and hair-care products and John's penchant for wacky jokes.

Their uneventful "frolicking" involved a lot of bikini cuddling and suntan lotion. I have but one question, how is there less sexual tension in the air than in this picture?

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

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  1. Allanthekind said:

    The trees would notice. They'd notice because the forest animals would all be hanging themselves from the tree branches.

    Posted on April 30, 2008 06:21 PM

  2. pj said:

    Hope John likes to sunbathe as this seems the only thing Jennifer likes.

    Posted on April 30, 2008 08:32 PM

  3. Cat said:

    We would notice due to the trees shriveling up and dying.

    Posted on May 1, 2008 08:00 AM

  4. Your Mama said:

    Treebeard wouldn't stand for that shit.

    Posted on May 1, 2008 09:39 AM

  5. spaz said:

    LOL at Your Mama! good one.

    Posted on May 1, 2008 09:49 AM

  6. Pam said:

    There is someone for everyone, but couldn't they each find someone a tad more....alive?

    Posted on May 1, 2008 09:53 AM


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