John Mayer smoked a blunt and had some weedy conversation with the paps outside of the MET's Costume Institute Gala in NYC last night about his latest trick, Jennifer Aniston. I kid you not, report to this next quote.
"Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control," Mayer, 30, told the press. "This is me living my life."
Mayer said that the photog who took the pictures of him, Aniston and his douchey new tat sleeve in Miami had a "really powerful lens."
"I don't fault him, I don't fault anybody, I don't fault you, I don't fault this or that. There are much worse problems in the world. Everything's cool!"
That is one stoned pigeon. Plus, he's leading that chick on. She's desperate for a love match and he just wants to get laid/keep the gay rumors at bay. Hey, don't bitch at me, I'm not the one making out with Perez Hilton! Though, I think I might have tried. God, I should just chop it off for that one.
Mayer reportedly sent flowers every morning to the room he shared with Aniston, 39, at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami. You know she was scraping those sheets every morning after he left for something to load into the turkey baster. Ugh, I even grossed myself out with that one.
Photos: WENN
Michele says:
The second to last sentence was PRICELESS!!! I'm still laughing.
green cardigan says:
LOL.
What kind of wankology is he talking ? "This is me living my life." Did he do the nasty with Perez Hilton ??? And then Jennifer Aniston ???
What is he smoking? Is he right in the head at all? And who is responsible for that haircut? It's a holy show. He looks like Michael J Fox gone horribly wrong.
Never mind scrapping the sheets, JA is scrapping the bottom of the barrel with this tulip.
TS says:
Okay, assuming John Mayer is gay or bi: why Perez Hilton? You know PH is making that up. He's way too eeuw for a guy as handsome as John.
TS says:
Okay, assuming John Mayer is gay or bi: why Perez Hilton? You know PH is making that up. He's way too eeuw for a guy as handsome as John.