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May 08, 2008
Perez Hilton's Putting Clothes On Pre-Teen Girls
Filed under: Celebrity Clothing Line , Fashion , Fashion Disaster , Perez Hilton
Oh lord. We knew this day was coming, but we were really, really hoping to be dead before it happened. Perez Hilton has unveiled his clothing line for Hot Topic. I'm going to hate myself for writing this, but it actually totally makes sense and he'll probably make a good chunk of money on it. His wares are like those he peddles on his gossip site, cheap, easy and created with 12-year-old girls in mind.
Also, I've never been one to jump on the Perez bandwagon, but I never noticed that he actually has really striking blue eyes - it's probably because his hair was always so heinous that I hadn't really noticed. Maybe he should just stick to hats.
In any case, I'm pretty sure I can't fit into any of that shit and I'm already ashamed enough of how I make my money as it is - no need to advertise with a "Gossip Gangster" pair of flip-flops.
Photos: WENN
More photos of Perez Hilton pimping his wares after the jump.
Link | Comments (12) | Posted by: Lisa Timmons
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Guns and Skull & Bones symbols on the clothing of preteen girls! You stupid ugly maggot retard!!
Grow a brain retard.
Flaming gay men should not be around teenage girls. The thought of it is disgusting. He has emotional problems that manifest in his attempt to imitate a woman. He is a poor imitation of a woman. This is a hostile homosexual who hides behind a hyper-feminine act and a smile.
He fools no one.
Posted on May 8, 2008 08:35 PM
Guns and Skull & Bones symbols on the clothing of preteen girls! You stupid ugly maggot retard!!
Grow a brain retard.
Flaming gay men should not be around teenage girls. The thought of it is disgusting. He has emotional problems that manifest in his attempt to imitate a woman. He is a poor imitation of a woman. This is a hostile homosexual who hides behind a hyper-feminine act and a smile.
He fools no one. He's a fat disgusting creep.
Posted on May 8, 2008 08:36 PM
Oh. No. Way. Agh!
Posted on May 8, 2008 08:56 PM
WUGH! What a total douchebag. I have no words.
Posted on May 8, 2008 09:15 PM
ugh- pure trash
Posted on May 8, 2008 10:42 PM
ugh- pure trash
Posted on May 8, 2008 10:42 PM
How ironic is it that a gossip blogger is blogging about a gossip blogger.
Posted on May 9, 2008 01:55 AM
I wonder what he would gossip about this shitty collection? Lameeeee
Posted on May 9, 2008 04:09 AM
WTF...Did you say striking blue eyes...gross!!! please don't go to the darkside..he/she is a fat pig with zero class. YUCK!!!!
Posted on May 9, 2008 10:27 AM
Perez is quickly becoming the very thing he lambastes on his website.
Does this mean he will be getting collagen injections and rubber titties before making his breakthrough video with Timbaland?
(If you are easily offended, do NOT click here!)
Posted on May 9, 2008 10:38 AM
I have nothing against gays (unlike some commenters? cough cough) and think much like the general population, they run the full parenting/mentor gamut from shitty to great. Right? But this clothing line was created by the sinister speedfreak cousin of Lisa Frank! Once I was over ten, I would have been ridiculed to the point of suicide for sporting any full outfit above.
Posted on May 9, 2008 10:41 AM
You people need to get lives. I love Perez, I think he is funny. And I'm 14 and I adore all of those clothes. Bealive it or not, he did a great job. Sure, some people don't like him but I don't care what they say. KEEP YOUR CHIN UP, PEREZ!
Posted on May 9, 2008 04:16 PM