You would too. She used to be able to rest her head on Ryan Reynolds' rock-hard abs. Then they broke off their engagement last year. Alanis Morrisette and his abs, I mean. And now he's engaged to Scarlett Johansson! That bitch can't sing! At least not about giving head in a theater! Alanis Morrisette says that she "hit rock bottom" last year.
She says she had to take a break due to "a personal unraveling of significant relationships in my life." Oh honey, just say it. Ryan took off and you were devastated. I would be, too. Look at that body.
Her new album, Flavors of Entanglement, hits on June 10 (J. Harvey's birthday!), and it's how she worked through her issues she says. That, and everything from "pounding pillows" (with Scarjo's face on them) to "sharing with intimate friends." So she f*cked her way back. Good for her.
Alanis hasn't lost her faith in love, though.
"Oh yeah. My nature is always hope filled. It's more about values matching now. That's the foundation," she says. Oh shit, she joined EHarmony? Those bitches are homophobic and I'm disappointed in Alanis now.
The Canadian songstress says she's dating someone but declined to reveal who. It's totally George Glass.
Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com
erika says:
She looks so much older now!!!
Chutzpah says:
And it seems like you have too J. Harvey. Sad, you sure are no Perez Hilton. =(
OC Trophy Wife says:
I was like "George Glass? Why does that sound familiar? OMG! GEORGE GLASS!!!!"
I officially love you J. You are so damn funny!
I had a George Glass when I was in junior high. His name was Steve and he was a model who lived 50 miles away. He was always on modeling assignments and that's why he couldn't come to my school dances. :)
harvypluto says:
George Glass. LOVE IT.
Chutzpa- pls learn to post comments... Preferably NOT the same one EVERY time.
JH- You rock...
ladeeda says:
Chutzpah:
Huh? Perez, is that you honey? JH can blog circles around that flabby and used Mario's ass (eeeech) hands-down. Come to think of it, does anyone go to his site anymore?
Consider Chutzpah's comment a compliment, J.Harvey!
rootabega says:
HAHAHA George Glass.
S says:
Alanis's new album is amazing and she def. is dating someone- for over a year- he just isnt a celeb and they seem very happy together.
And the best thing about RR was that he loved Alanis- SJ just doesnt... make him edgy... just makes him a man...