Jennifer Aniston is sucking the life out of John Mayer, huh? Underneath all that toast lies a succubus! John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are going strong, and apparently he's got the goods to do her right. Ugh, where's my vomit bucket?
"She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," says a source. Maybe this is the first time she's had such a tool to work with!
"His body actually is a wonderland," one if Mayer's exes has said. Seriously, I didn't need that.
John and Jenn were photographed making out at the Miami wrap party for that damn dog movie she's been working on for aeons. How convenient. Is someone calling the paps so we know she's desirable and that he can score some millionaire trim? Anyway, they've been running around Miami and now New York together, basking in their love.
"They appear to be in the honeymoon stage of their relationship. They were laughing at each other's jokes and being very touchy-feely," says another source.
I'm giving it a month. He's a slut and she's eventually going to unveil her cranky side. Which is why Brad Pitt lives with a meglomaniac in France. It's preferable to Aniston stank.
Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com/BauerGriffinOnline.com
More photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York City are after the jump.
Just a thought... says:
I cannot help but notice the more pregnant Miss Jolie becomes the more Jen flaunts herself in bikini pix.
Now she is flaunting her sex life knowing Brad is probably not getting any.
Me thinks she is quite transparent.
deb says:
Damn, honey, you're sounding bitter like Perez. Let's have more humor and less mean.
Zelda F. says:
"His body actually is a wonderland,"
Must have been Perez Hilton that said that one!
Honestly, I'm just SO disappointed in Jennifer. He's such a..... hound dog. A petrie dish of Hollywood body secretions. I really thought she had better thought processes than that. Although, now I come to think of it... Brad, Vince, John..... I guess the girl just has poor taste in men.....
ebony says:
if he makes her happy for now so be it, live for the moment. why do ppl love to hate these stars?
someone says:
If shes having fun living her life with John in it for a while, so what? She has every right to be happy..good for her..and why are some people still associating every move Jen makes on what Brad and AJ are doing...Jen seems to be wayyyy over those two.
Zekers says:
"...and why are some people still associating every move Jen makes on what Brad and AJ are doing...Jen seems to be wayyyy over those two."
Because it irks people into commenting!
I agree with you though, it has gotten old...
green cardigan says:
Jenn's romances since her split with Brad coincide with her movies. Vince and The Break up and now Margarine and this Marley movie.
Just a thought. She's been off the radar for ages and now that there is something to promote, we are getting bikini shots and some scandal. And please don't say she wouldn't have a romance to promote a movie. She is very successful in a cut throat business. She didn't get where she is today without pulling a few promo stunts in her time.
Michele says:
Angelina Jolie can't even come close to the cool, natural sexiness of Jennifer Aniston. Brad was a fool.
cayne says:
it's good that Jen can get some play....let the chick have some fun for once....she's talented, rich and gorgeous....she got her heart broken publicly and now's her time to live it up....support!
sonie Holmes says:
just because she got her heart broken in public Jen gets all this sympathy, so effing what, how effing long ago was that? she has had at least 4 other partners since then, move on, it happens to every public person all the effing time. she should be thanking brad for making her important in the first place, and please, she could never in a million years hold a candle against Angelina, that's why brad is with Angie instead of Jen, the better person won. she did not deserve brad in the first place. and her bad choices proves that. continue to feel sorry for her, that helps her career.
chris says:
she didn't need Brad to make her career. she was on friends before they met!remember it!!!!She doesn't need Brad for anything.she's moved on and those two too!!May be it's Brad always connected with her. Sent her a e-mail few weeks ago? Why? Don't know.think about it.
All those superstars are always tracked by the medias. Every move they do is tracked and written on the papers. SELL,SELL,SELL. That's why all craps are written. And it works!