Fergie Is Giving Me A Headache

Fergie is so odd. She performed Barracuda on the Today show and got unnecessarily sexed up. Good for her for having so much energy, but I seriously can't deal with a spandexed, horny Fergie before I've had my morning latte.

At one point, she looked like she was going to molest the guitarist, then she started crawling around on her hands and knees like a cat in heat, writhing around in her tight, shiny clothes. Then there were the one-handed cartwheels, which were plentiful, but a little worrisome since I know she's wet herself on stage before. Also, I have a feeling Fergie thinks Axl Rose originally sang this little ditty.

Needless to say, it was a little jarring and a bit too sexy for this time of day. I'm just sad I missed seeing Meredith Vieira's reaction it all.

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More photos of Fergie performing on Today are after the jump.



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11 Comments

May 20, 2008 2:38 PM

so wrong on so many levels.

May 20, 2008 2:38 PM

I like how when she was crawling around the front of the stage by the kids, they averted their eyes, like they were embarrassed. :)

She has no shame. She was writhing on the stage right in front of very young kids!! She's old enough to be their mother! That was disturbing and disgusting.

She has no shame. She was writhing on the stage right in front of very young kids!! She's old enough to be their mother! That was disturbing and disgusting.

I agree that it was way too much for an a.m. performance, all the grinding on the stage and such.. BUT - those were not one arm cartwheels, those were one arm front handsprings which is WAY more difficult. i'm actually a little impressed she could do one....

May 20, 2008 4:29 PM

ok, now..... yes maybe too much for the a.m. and kids... the kids did not know that the F she was singing....

BUT:
1. I LOVE HER
2. I LOVES her some more

SHE KICKED A.S....S

i love me some Fergie, b/c she don't give a F what you think of her... she can pee on herself... thrown out of a plan cuz she was drunk... and she is still kicking....

she better wear black with her peeing problem and all. She's like 45 or something she's not Britney singing to her teen fans.

she better wear black with her peeing problem and all. She's like 45 or something she's not Britney singing to her teen fans.

May 21, 2008 3:59 PM

Um, wow. That whole performance was just unfortunate and unnecessary. I felt bad for those kids that she was crawling in front of, and their mother is a dipsh*#t for taking them to see this ho! Yes, Fergie, we now know that you used to take gymnastics, we are so very proud of you and infinitely impressed.....now stop it! Haha on the Axl Rose comment!

May 24, 2008 4:07 PM

FERGIE is a whore... literally.. and AMERICAN MUSIC SUCKS!! THE ONLY THING THEY CAN DO IS DO DIRTY STUFF:..SHE's a whore... is a disgust person. I hope she will DIE SOON. I hate americans. Disgusting person. really. They can't do anything without put the SEX in everything. SHIT!

June 21, 2008 11:27 AM

THE PARENTS SHOULD HAVE NEVER TOKE YOUNG KIDS TO A FERGIE CONCERT IF THEY WERE GOIN TO SAY ALL THIS FERGIE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO SO LAY OFF

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