Madonna was ALL sorts of animated (well at least as much as her plastic surgery would allow) at the Cannes premiere of her Malawi documentary I Am Because We Are. Madonna wrote and produced the film, which explores the plight of African orphans in Malawi. She's donated almost 3 million dollars to the Raising Malawi charity since adopting her son David Banda 18 months ago.
Is Sharon staring at Madge's titties through that dress? She can see nip, too. These two give off an air of rich lesbian. I can totally see them guest-starring as a rich power lezzie couple on The L Word. They need a sex scene with Shane!
In bizarro news, word is that Madonna bonded backstage at Cannes with...Mike Tyson? Mike's been hanging there with Diddy to promote his own documentary, Tyson. Apparently, he's trying to show everyone that he's not the cannibalistic jailbird that he actually is and pretended to show interest in/feign that he understood Madonna's Malawi interests.
"Madonna thinks Mike is amazing and asked if she could have a private screening of his documentary, Tyson, while she was in the Riviera. Mike agreed immediately. And, aware that having a celebrity fan will do wonders for his doc, he offered to do a favour in return," a source says. What?
Guy Ritchie must be like "there is no way in bloody hell I'm letting that ponce into our house, love."
Tyson has apparently promised Madonna that he will accompany her to Malawi this summer to promote AIDS awareness. Oh, really? Wasn't he just found sniffing cocainya off his windshield or something? Madonna, you do not want to trifle with this one. I know you've had some freaky men up in your bed (Rodman?), but ths guy's a biter. For real. She was probably just shining his ass on until she could get behind her security detail.
He totally reminds me of one of those pitbulls that trots around with a toddler in its mouth like nothing's the matter.
Photos: Getty Images
17 more photos from the Cannes premiere of I Am Because, plus you can see the goods through her see-through dress, after the jump.
nocturne says:
Old and busted...
DS says:
HELLO! She's just getting more press to advertise her album. What better way to promote your new boxing inspired album than to get a story in the press about her and a real life boxer?
She's a genius at it.
Zekers says:
Madonna looks a lot happier being touched by Sharon than being touched by her husband. Man, look at that body language and tell me that marriage isn't toast.
tina says:
another 2 cockey bitches, 2 hasbeens!
Mr. T says:
Too funny J. Harvey, one of your best yet!
the phantom says:
Daughters of Lesbos Nursing Home.
kitt says:
@Zekers: that was my thought exactly. burnt toast. :( i always felt like she was trying too hard to keep him, and that he was intimidated by her and was full of conflicting reasons for being with her. too bad. how much longer do you give it? i say by the end of this year. then again, they could just keep the facade going forever and agree to have secret separate lives....