Can some of our more intelligent readers or moms out there help me out on this one? Is this chick knocked up? Those just look like abs. How do you tell? Here's newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz frolicking about in the Caribbean on their honeymoon. And nary a shark in sight.
So is that a pregnancy belly or abs? It's like Where's Waldo! But I care more about finding Waldo than whatever glittery hoodie-wearing, flat-ironing androgynous spawn these two are going to give birth to.
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
11 more photos of a shirtless Pete Wentz and a bikini belly showing Ashlee Simpson are after the jump.
Cat says:
Who cares about her/hubby.....she a nobody, failed singer, and what else she failed again?
Patrice says:
I'm voting... I never thought she was pregnant to begin with but the rumors are not fading away. She definitely doesn't have a baby bump, though. I mean I wonder how many months pregnant the paparazzi would label me? I wish I had that body...
lady_of_the_house says:
If she is, it is certinly very early on. I looked like Angelina the DAY I found out with both my kids. Guess that is the diffrence betweenan average Jane and a celeb. I digress.....her boobies say yes, but her belly says no.
Regular mom says:
Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
I vote for not pregnant (or very early on.) If she were preggers she woudln't be lying face down on that air mattress. Well, I wouldn't my boob hurt too much.
over it says:
please stop with these two no-talent assclowns. i think it is stupid how pete wentz goes out of his way to make fun of celeb blogs while his father-in-law is busy pimping out their wedding photos and cutting deals with People magazine. if either one of them had an ounce of talent, they wouldn't have to pull these douchey stunts to keep themselves relevant.
ashlynn says:
pete is way 2 hot for that freek i cant believe that pete is even into that flippin freek