The MTV Movie Awards were the usual collection of human movie trailers. People seemed to keep the retardation quotient to a minimum on the "gold carpet" last night. Well, there was Megan Fox's tattoo which I'm sure is a quote from something because there is no way David Silver's girlfriend knew the word "gilded." The Pussycat Trannies were in full effect, probably because Nicole Scherzinger's solo effort sank like the freighter on Lost. I have never seen so many transsexuals with a bronzer addiction in one setting. And there was the small matter of Rumer Willis. This chick just keeps on keeping on. She is determined like a terrorist. I swear I'm going to see her cutting the ribbon over at the next CVS pretty soon.
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34 more red carpet photos from the 2008 MTV Movie Awards featuring Paris Hilton, Joel Madden, Heidi Montag, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Hudson, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, Megan Fox, Ellen Page, Chris Martin, J.C. Chasez, Vern Troyer, Anne Hathaway, James Fraco, Seth Rogan, Lauren Conrad, Christian Siriano, Rainn Wilson, Pussycat Dolls and Brody Jenner are after the jump.
peachpie says:
the usually stunningly beautiful anne hathaway.... not so much.
J says:
Jennifer Hudson looks like a fat disaster. And that nude lipstick look is not for her. Sorry.
SweetSoprano says:
People still watch this??
Queen Caffeine says:
Lindsay looks ragged.
J says:
Did I miss the memo? Anne Hathaway looks like a pale ostrich. I mean, in my opinion, she is not a good looking girl. Lauren Conrad looks great. And Ellen Page, get a stylist, comb your hair, and take on some different roles other than snarky bitch. Rumer Willis is one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen.
green cardigan says:
Is that, that TOSSER from Coldplay I see there ???? Please don't tell me they've another album out. They've inflicted enough on us by now. Another album would be like a crime against humanity.
Kelly says:
Okay, the bit with Jack Black, Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr. where Jack Black is a prisoner and gets his head blown off...
Did anyone else think that was a bit over the top and slightly offensive? Or am I being a prude? I admit I am a few years over the MTV demographic of 18-24...
me says:
"We will all laugh at gilded butterflies." Wow. King Lear, anyone? (Am sure she found this quote etched on some random bathroom door.)
Antonio Beardall says:
I have not seen the awards show in years. I stopped watching after the first 2, realizing how pointless it was. Seems I have not missed much.