Here's some footage of Halle Berry, her model babydaddy Gabriel Aubry and their daughter, Nahla Ariela. She was born in March. Halle must have been in a lot of pain during the delivery because Nahla is big, round and shaped like a baby basket.
Seriously, this is like trying to spot whales on a whale watch. There's never any whales to be seen! The only fun is flirting with the college boy's who's running the snack bar!
You can't even see the damn baby! She's hidden by prying eyes and being carried by a grandfather-type dude. Couldn't Pops have held her up to the light?
You don't think she's homely, do you? Is that possible? Is that why she's under wraps? Her parents are very aesthetically pleasing. Do two rights make a fair-to-middling looking kid? Rumer Willis, you're not alone!
JaneSays says:
Uh, Rumer's parents hardly constitute two "rights". Bruce is just plain old butt ugly and Demi, for all the beauty that we're allowed to see, has had a shitload of plastic surgery to help her look the way she does. Rumer's DNA was damned before she ever was!
say what? says:
I'll have you know, J, that I saw PLENTY of whales on the P-town whale watch that I went on. Humpbacks RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOAT. It was amazing. Plus, plenty of dolphins, black sharks, etc...
you gotta go out on the first run of the day to see them.
peachpie says:
we went midafternoon in moneterey not too long ago and saw more than a dozen! it was truly awesome. they're much, uh, larger than i anticipated. nearly scared the pee out of me when one breeched the water RIGHT BESIDE THE FREAKIN BOAT.
Zekers says:
I hate those baby carriers. They're made of f*cking plastic and people freak me out swinging them along like a bucket. I just don't trust that they won't break...never used one for my son.
Anyway, I'll bet their baby is stunning.
Whales says:
You go dorks! Way to correct her and get her straight on her whale facts!
pffffffffft
say what? says:
hmm...the whale must be new here.
first off, J. Harvey is a man.
second, the reason I mentioned p-town is because (again, you must be new here) J is from Boston, and frequents P-town.
therefore, a whale watch, departing from p-town, is relevant.
some advice...if you don't know WTF you're talking about, don't talk.
Zekers says:
Whap! Upside the head Whales said...well said, Say What?
"Dorks" I haven't heard that word in about 10 years...
dorks says:
dorks
loves it!
peachpie says:
yeah, what saywhat? said.
i was 'correcting' anyone, Whales. i was just sharin' info on whale watching. dayum...simma down.
say what? says:
"simma down"...one of my FAVORITE SNL sketches...nice one, peach.
Maria says:
Zekers, that isn't just a baby carrier, it is also the baby's carseat. It just snaps into a base. If you didn't use a plastic one, what did you use, because the only carseats I have ever seen for babies and toddlers are plastic.
peachpie says:
Maria...maybe Zekers just used the plastic carseat for a carseat ONLY. and used something different for walking -- like a stroller or baby sling. i didn't/don't trust those plastic handles either, so i used a variety of child carriers, leaving the plastic in the car only. :)
mariaaaaa says:
Nah, they wouldn't be able to detect any fug yet. ALL babies are cute, I don't care what y'all say! And poor Rumer's unfortunate chin didn't start making itself known until she was older. She was cute when she was little. And come on, she's not that bad now, just a little chin-y.
hello says:
You guys are funny... But I always knew Halle and Gabe were going to keep that kid under wraps. Halle is going to be an over protective mother. I for one thing that is a good thing. She isn't like JLo, Nicole Richie, and X-tina who pimp out their new born babies for a quick buck. I think Nahla will turn out to be beautiful.
piper says:
Theory: Could it be that Gabe isn't the father? Curious minds want to know...umm maybe some tipping around. Privacy is very important; Sharing one of your proudness moments! Priceless.
tina says:
I just saw pictures of this baby on the Insider's site...she's a very beautiful baby. They're beautiful...she's beautiful...it was inevitable
tina says:
I just saw pictures of this baby on the Insider's site...she's a very beautiful baby. They're beautiful...she's beautiful...it was inevitable